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Apollo, god of healing: And done! Do you feel any better?
Athena: Yeah, thank you Apollo
*Enter Poseidon, looking like a swiss cheese*
Apollo, god of prophecy: I was waiting for you
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One more doodle dump for the mental health, ft. baby Telemachus :D
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ive tried forgetting… maybe i should try forgiving.
[sequel to this]
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More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids
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I have heard everyone's theories and I raise yall:
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Neil: I love you…You may as well take my heart, Todd, it’s already full of you.
Todd: Please go…
Neil: What is it? What’s wrong my dear?
Todd: You know nothing about me, you’ve known me only three weeks.
Neil: Three weeks? Todd…I know you all my life.
Todd: All your life?
Neil: It’s true.
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how to ask the demon you've been smitten over for 6000 years to dance: an angel's guide
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The Reticent Vampire of the 9th Arrondissement!
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iwtv is great because sam reid was like “ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of being lestat” and eric bogosian was like “the most erotic experience of my life was watching a dracula play and I want someone to bite my neck” and assad zaman was like “i think I should get to have a threesome with both daniels” and no one stopped them and jacob anderson didn't say any of that but he did deliver a performance too good for the emmys
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Supreme Archangel Aziraphale arrives in Hell to consult with the new Duke of Hell (and omg are they gonna kissssss????🤞🤞)
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"If I were orpheus I wouldn't look back"
But we look back everyday- rechecking emails, making sure a friend is still behind you, checking to see if you remebered to pick up your keys. It's second nature, a habit of care.
It was second nature for him too. He looked back, not out of weakness, but love. For what is love, if not to look back?
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