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chartreuseorigami-fandoms · 20 days ago
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Jesper: I love when a man is a little bit cunty. Not mean or rude or anything like that. Just bitchy
Wylan: Hi ✌🏼
Jesper: Perfect
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chartreuseorigami-fandoms · 2 months ago
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Jesper: Ive had 9 cups of coffee today and now I can see through time and I might be inside out. I have no blood left. Just vibration. Im going to alphabetise the alphabet (it’s all wrong I’ll explain later) then going to fight the moon.
Wylan: I think you need to be sedated
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chartreuseorigami-fandoms · 2 months ago
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objectively hilarious that they chose the dynamic of agatha and rio to have agatha holding the power AND wanting rio to leave her the fuck alone because it couldve so easily been a "i am killing all these people to forcefully get the attention of the cold distant force of death that i am in love with" but it is instead "killing is my most favorite hobby ever, only downside is that it constantly reveals my location to my bitch ex wife who keeps begging me to get back together"
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chartreuseorigami-fandoms · 2 months ago
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ammonium nitrate | hanahaki au, 20k, complete
His first thought, when the taste of bitter rust and crumpled petal hit him, was: I’ve drowned before. His second thought was: What am I doing here? ----------- Or, a hanahaki AU where Wylan coughs up jurda blossoms, Jesper comes home from six years of Grisha training in Ravka, and the blood on Kaz’s gloves is definitely not from planning a coup.
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chartreuseorigami-fandoms · 3 months ago
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i think strange and off-putting wylan is the best. you know how he is in those fanfictions where he just. stares. and creeps people out. in the inside, he's having ten different panic attacks, but on the outside it's all just big blue bambi eyes and an entirely unresponsive demeanor. things happen around him and he doesn't react. he doesn't move. he doesn't blink. he just stares. he's weird and there and that's it. jesper instantly needs him carnally and all he did was look at him blankly and ignore him from then on. nina finds him hilarious. matthias finds him a lil weird but also the most normal person in the crows. inej gives him a knife to protect himself but he's already got a whole lot of bombs hidden in his little gay satchel that he's told no one about and will bring out in the middle of a random fight where he will romantically lock eyes with jesper and then blow up a bunch of people. kaz glares at him and wylan just looks back without flinching so kaz hires him because how the fuck??? how??
idk i just love off-putting wylan he's my favorite
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chartreuseorigami-fandoms · 4 months ago
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Thalia's point of view must be so surreal because imagine the horror, the tragedy, and the cruelty, of dying... but then not. but you're not alive either. At least, not in the way you used to be. You're more or less caught, trapped, in this liminal state of being. You're still growing... but when you wake up you're not the age you should be. And suddenly, the little seven year old girl you helped protect and cared for and treated as your little sister is practically your age now. And your best friend, a boy that was a mere two years older than you is now a grown man, hardened and distorted by the very hate you saw the beginnings of. that you commiserated with.
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chartreuseorigami-fandoms · 4 months ago
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writing prompt game: any one you havent done yet and wanna do. i love these :)
also: if you'd prefer a specific one, that's cool! i just want to see, like, any that u havent done yet :)
Ooh! I wanted to do this one since I made the prompt list, so thanks for playing!
20. “Somebody’s in love!”
“Alright, I’ve got to go,” Wylan says, draining the last of his coffee and standing up from the table.
Jesper doesn’t let him get too far before reeling him in with a finger looped around each of his brace straps. He tugs him between his legs, letting his hands settle on his hips. “I’ll see you later?”
Nodding, Wylan says, “I’ll be back for dinner, although you’re welcome to swing by. If you have time…”
Whether he meant it to sound flirty or not, Jesper isn’t sure, but he raises a suggestive eyebrow anyway, tilting his head up for a kiss that Wylan willingly gives him.
“Bye, love,” Jesper says when they part, thrilled to discover the faintest pink dusting Wylan’s cheeks.
“See you later.”
Wylan is barely out of earshot when Nina makes a gagging noise. “Somebody’s in love,” she teases in a sing-song voice, and Jesper has never been more glad that a blush doesn’t really show up on his skin.
Jesper scoffs. “I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.”
“Sure,” Nina says with a roll of her eyes. “It’s not like I can literally feel how crazy your heartbeat goes whenever you look at him.” She pauses, then, with a mischievous grin says, “And his when he looks at you.”
That gets his attention. “It does?”
“Ugh, men. You two are so besotted with each other it makes me sick.” Jesper gestures at her rudely with his middle finger. “So have you told him?”
Feigning innocence, Jesper asks, “Told him what?”
“That you love him, idiot. Because you should.”
Jesper drums his fingers anxiously on the table. In truth, he’s almost blurted it out so many times already, only catching himself at the last moment. “Waiting for the right time, I guess.”
“There is no right time,” Nina says, sounding a little sad. “I mean, who knows what tomorrow may bring?”
“I’m afraid I’ll scare him off,” Jesper admits, eyes fixed on the table.
Nina reaches over and places a hand on top of his. “You won’t, I promise.”
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chartreuseorigami-fandoms · 5 months ago
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inej: if we're dying tonight, donate my body to science.
inej: except my middle finger. that goes to tante heleen, got it?
kaz: mine goes to pekka rollins
wylan: give mine to my father
jesper: ☺️👍🫶🤩😊
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chartreuseorigami-fandoms · 5 months ago
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Pet peeve of mine is when Jesper/ others call Wylan “merchling” in fics before the Van Eck reveal
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chartreuseorigami-fandoms · 6 months ago
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Wylan: We are in that moment during metamorphosis when a caterpillar is neither a butterfly nor a caterpillar
Wylan: We are in the goo
Jesper: …Are you alright?
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chartreuseorigami-fandoms · 8 months ago
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Nina: You know, Jesper gives Wylan flowers all the time, I wish you’d do that too.
Mathias: Okay.
-later-
Mathias: -Gives Wylan flowers-
Wylan: ?? Thank? You??
Mathias: I am just as confused as you are.
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chartreuseorigami-fandoms · 8 months ago
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I don’t have a favorite couple trope—
*chaotic bisexual + snarky gay with family trauma*
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chartreuseorigami-fandoms · 9 months ago
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Wylan: Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you
Colm: …You alright, lad?
Wylan: No more things
Jesper: How about we go outside? Some fresh air?
Wylan: No things
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chartreuseorigami-fandoms · 9 months ago
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Nicholas Galitzine has made me start romanticizing men the same way I romanticize women
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chartreuseorigami-fandoms · 9 months ago
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wylan and the other crows
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chartreuseorigami-fandoms · 11 months ago
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wylan textpost pt. 3
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RWRB TEXT POSTS: PART 27
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