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Let’s not waste any time today, ladies. You want to know how to ask a man for money/gifts/stuff, so allow me to tell you how.

💰 The Worst Thing a Man Can Say is No.

Ya’ll gotta get over your stage fright and start asking these damn men for what you want. These men aren’t coy about asking you for sex on the first date, so why are you acting all shy about asking for money/gifts? Don’t lie to yourselves ladies, we all want a high value and established man for the security and what he can provide. If that didn’t matter to us, we would choose dusties and do 50/50.

Besides, what’s the worst a man can say? No?

And if he does say no, then GOOD. Now you know he isn’t the right man for you! Time is money ladies, but it applies both ways: if he’s not giving you money/providing for you, then he’s wasting your time. If you’re wasting time and not asking for money, the you’re wasting both time and money.

💰  Timing Is Everything.

I don’t know why you ladies think a man is going to fork over $5,000 on the first date. Unless you and this man have some sort of sugaring dynamic or an arrangement prior to the first date, it’s not happening. Be realistic ladies.

💰 Condition Him From the Start.

Never leave a date empty handed.  Whether it’s flowers, gifts, or money, a man must approach a goddess with an offering. If a man comes empty handed, don’t be shy. Comment on the fact that he’s empty handed!

💰 High Effort Dates ONLY.

We don’t do coffee dates here, ladies. We don’t do bars, either. We don’t grab drinks. Not on this blog. If a man suggests a low effort date, counter-suggest with a high effort one. Set this expectation from Date 1. It’s difficult to set the bar high if you start it off low.

💰 Shopping Dates.

The easiest way to start getting gifts from a man is by suggesting a date at an upscale mall. Upscale malls typically have restaurants inside that you can first grab a meal there, before moving onto the stores.

When suggesting this date, say something along the lines of: “I’ve been needing new dresses to wear out… should we grab lunch at ____ and then go shopping afterwards? What do you think? I’m sure you have amazing taste and will choose some great dresses.”

I sometimes also like to send a picture of something I want (like a Chanel purse), and hint that I’ve been wanting it for a while. This typically works well.

💰 Asking for Money.

Gifts are nice, but the goal is to provided for in all ways. There’s a few ways you can do this:

- Start off by becoming distant, and texting less. Do this leading up to your next day. At the date date, bring up that feeling ‘uncertain’ (but keep it vague about what the uncertainty is about, while hinting that the uncertainty is regarding your relationship). Then bring up how feeling secure in a relationship is really important to you. When he asks what he can do to make you feel more secure, say something like: “I really enjoy feeling secure and provided for by a man. It really helps me know he cares and wants me to be taken care of.”

- Before becoming intimate with him, outline to him your expectations.  “I really feel a strong connection with you and want to deepen that connection, but it’s really important for me to be exclusive and be taken care of by a man before I can feel comfortable with being intimate.” If he asks you what ‘taken care of’ means, say support with bills, help with tuition, and emotional security.

- Ask for support/investment in something. If you have business dreams or want to go to school, ask him for help! Even if you don’t want either of those things, lie and say you want to take a class to develop your skills in an area. Make sure to double the expense (meaning: if tuition is $5,000, tell him its $10,000). “Honey, I really want to start my own beauty business this year. Do you think you could help me? It’s been my dream forever, and I already laid out a financial plan of how much I would need.”

- Ask for financial support to be able to spend more time with him. To do this, start being “busy” with work/school/life, and be more distant. Then let him know that his support would allow you more time to be with him, and relieve stress. Be sure to double your expenses. “I really wish we could spend more time together, and be able to further our connection…but I’m so stressed with paying rent, that I’ve had to work overtime. Do you think you could help me, honey? I really want us to be able to spend more time together.”

- Just ask. Seriously. No scenario needed, just ask. 

“Honey, I could really use some help with some bills and just self maintenance because I love looking and feeling beautiful when we go out on dates. Do you think you could help me out? I would appreciate it sooo much!”

💰 Surgeries.

Getting cosmetic procedures is SO easy because men automatically think of how it’ll benefit them. Text him a picture of the procedure you want (before & afters), along with the pricing and tell him how much more confident and sexy you’ll feel once you get it done.

💰 Houses & Cars

- Always tell men you have roommates, this way, when asking for a house/condo/apartment, you can use your roommates as an excuse why you’re moving out and wanting to live alone. Also, suggest to him that having your own place will allow for more privacy between the two of you.

- Let him know you can’t afford a place nearby and you may have to move to a different state. If he likes you enough, he’ll want to prevent that, or at least offer to help you with rent.

- When asking for a car, tell him how you’ve been experiencing car troubles and not feeling comfortable driving. Explain that you’ve been needing a more reliable and safer car. Start attending less dates due to ‘transportation issues’.

*Note, make sure these items are fully paid off and IN YOUR NAME*

💰 Damsel in Distress. 

Ugh, I hate this tactic because it’s not sustainable, but I’ll cover it anyways. This is pretty simple; come up with a distressing scenario and ask if he can help you in any way. Pretty straight forward, but I do not recommend this as your main tactic. 

Example: “I’m feeling so stressed out. My tuition for this semester is due in 2 weeks and I don’t have the full amount. I don’t know what to do, if I don’t pay, I can’t go to school this semester.”

Hope this helps ladies! I may do a Part 2 to offer more advice on this topic <3

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Whenever you’re about to compromise your $tandards, remind yourself: 🧠

💎 I’m not asking for too much, I’m just asking the wrong person.

💎 I’m not asking for too much, I’m just asking the wrong person.

💎 I’m not asking for too much, I’m just asking the wrong person.

💎 I’m not asking for too much, I’m just asking the wrong person.

💎 I’m not asking for too much, I’m just asking the wrong person.

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10 Rules for Dating a Man

From a book called Sexing the Cherry by Jeanette Winterson:

Let him have his boys nights. Be soft and yielding to his face but have a spine of steel. There is no need to reveal too much about yourself, because he thinks he knows you inside and out. Then, allow him to see a glimpse of another aspect of yourself. If you’re always sugar-sweet, show a sad side or an unexpected streak of cruelty. If you’re always aloof, pretend at vulnerability for just a moment.

Despite all that, sometimes you just really have to sell his richest possession and leave at once. 💁

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I’m prefacing this by saying that I firmly believe that if you are looking just for a PET, that shelters are great, especially if you don’t want a baby animal. But if you are planning on buying an animal, in this case a puppy, there are some things to look out for:

If the seller wants to meet you somewhere to give you the puppy instead of having you pick it up, this is a huge red flag. You should be able to see the living space that the parents are in. Puppy mills and backyard breeders will almost exclusively do the exchange away from where they do the breeding so you don’t see the conditions that their animals are in.

If they try to dismiss any problems such as kennel cough or mites as being normal, they are a shit breeder at best, and a puppy mill runner at worst.

Refusing to let you meet the mother dog is a very bad sign.

Do not do business with a seller that talks down to you, dismisses your questions as unimportant, or behaves like a used car dealer. If you’re buying a puppy, odds are good you’ve done your research on breeds, temperament, and health. Go in with those questions.

Avoid places that advertise on craigslist or kijiji with just the puppy listing. For example “Such and such breed puppies, here are the photos, asking $500″ Instead, look for the listings that are to their personal website/breeder page.

Puggles, Yorkiepoos, Labradoodles, and whatnot are not ‘pure bred’ They are literally mixed breeds. Those ‘Purebred teacup Yorkiepoo puppies, $900′ posts you see all over are scams.

Speaking of, ‘teacup’ is not actually a type of dog. It’s just a marketing term. There’s no way to guarantee that a so-called teacup puppy will stay teeny tiny and the ones that do are usually VERY unhealthy. Any breeder who tries to market their pups as teacup breeds either doesn’t know much about dogs (bad) or is trying to dupe buyers into paying more for an unhealthy dog (worse) or thinks that animals are just cute fashion accessories where appearance is more important than health and well being (worst)

What to ask, and what to be wary of if they don’t answer:

How many times has the mother been bred?

Have any puppies in this litter died?

Which vet do you use?

Do you have any dogs from the mother’s previous litters?

Is this the first breeding between the mother and father?

Where did the father dog come from? (A good breeder will have their stud information listed. Having the father not on site can sometimes be a good thing, because it does limit the chances that there is inbreeding happening. It also shows that the breeder is willing to spend the money in stud fees.)

Why did you choose to breed this type of dog? 

Do as much research as you can, to make sure you and your pet have the best life together.

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“I watched life and wanted to be a part of it but found it painfully difficult.”

— Anaïs Nin, The Diary of Anais Nin, Vol. 6: 1955-1966  (via mademoisellevert)

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