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Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

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the existence of Harry and Harrier implies a third, mysterious Harriest

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talking to evrart claire for the first time in disco elysium is literally how conversations are for autistic people irl. just getting attacked from every angle. actively dying and slowly losing health with every interaction. this chair is trying to kill me

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CW for loud music, fast cars, bitches, etc.

Kim Kitsuragi should be the new LoFi girl but for exclusively the world's worst grindcore. with your help i can make this happen

songs are, in order: Dick to Mouth Resuscitation by Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Caring About Anything Is Gay by Anal Cunt, Anal Party by Clitgore (off the very-well-named The Final Cuntdown), and Needles by System of a Down

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characters who when you left the fandom you stuck them in your back pocket and now they live with you forever

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sucking on a gun or more colloquially known as the revachollian blowjob

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I like to believe Emily’s brain is so fried she just can’t feel sadness anymore

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babygirl is gender neutral btw. its like guys

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Any time you see a pothole in the road it’s because of me . The reason is that I love this beautiful world . sometimes my dick breaks concrete and I can’t help it okay . It’s the only way I can make the street understand that I love how much she does for me. any time I see people filling up potholes with more pavement I fly into a terrible rage

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you know what? fuck you *untandems your maus*

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Yes Patty, being overweight isn't good for your health. You want to know what else is, smoking, fighting, war, poverty, and guns. All things you do and support without a fucking worry and I don't tell you off. Let me have my vices to get me through the day, bitch! At least I'm not hurting anyone else with fucking eating some extra ice cream.

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the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

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SO. MY COUSIN JUST GAVE ME A TURTWIG EGG. The darling boy has hatched but HE DOESNT HAVE A TWIG??????? on the way to the pokemon centre now but I need to know if I have to tell my dad to start violating traffic laws or not

given that he has JUST HATCHED i wouldn’t worry too hard about it. he’s still growing and developing, just give him some water and his head should start sprouting soon

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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

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May you draw Kim sitting at the opposite end of a fancy restaurant table with roses and stuff looking at the 'camera'? Then if you want to, change the perspective and have Harry sitting on the other side of the table

POV tumblr user spilledkaleidoscope is attempting to immolate you with Kim's loving look

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drew my son and sonesse