charlesalfredmorton

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The reaction gif we need and deserve

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So astros twitter guy is now my boyfriend.

Funny story: he coached baseball at the high school charlie Morton went to (not while charlie Morton was there, but they’re like the same age) and is also from Connecticut, which is where my two favorite Astros are from. What can I tell you? I have a type.

Life is funny like that.

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Please tell me that Steven Brault is called “Squid” because he’s got a lot of ink

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↳ rangers @ giants │ 08/24/18

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“So, your best friend was probably… the catcher [Buster Posey]?” “Yeah. Yeah.”

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The DL…

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Benches clear after Yasiel Puig and Nick Hundley get into it at the plate - August 14, 2018

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endless list of baseball players → (19/∞) Buster Posey, Catcher, #28

for @mattchapmans

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BeliEVEN!!!!

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This view. 😍

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Everyone is hot for charlie Morton.

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Ah yes, the giants and the Astros are playing each other!

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i feel like this is pretty accurate.. (cred: @andremarcusburky )

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↳ athletics @ rockies │ 07/28/18

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I like astros twitter dude, a ton. He’s winning me over and, damn, I might just have to move back to Houston to see where it goes.

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if you want sound…