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he likes to be jostled it's so enriching for him
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I love how whenever ATLA recognizes Sokka is smart enough to solve a problem but it’d be too fast they just stick him in some kind of situation. Like he COULD’VE stopped jet from drowning a town so they tied him up and dumped him in a forest. He COULD’VE figured out what that spirits deal was so they lost him in the spirit world for 24 hours.
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conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride
#superheroes#dc#timkon#kon-el#tim drake#buddy idk how to tell you this#but your best friend trying to clone you 99 times to bring you back from the dead is in no way platonic#like yeah i love my friends too and would be really upset if literally all of them died around the same time#but to be the ONLY one he tried to clone??? not bart or bruce or steph#JUST kon???#honey sweetie he wants you so bad#take the ring babe he clearly can't live without you#just follow him to the courthouse it'll be fine#tim's a good man he'll probably get luthor to finally pay child support he'll take care of you#“i had no idea tim felt this way about me” hello?? my clone boy??? BABE CMON NOW...
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editing is so fun. I'm learning what the story I wrote is about
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It’s heavily hinted in comics that Damian’s blood has magical properties because of the lazurite pit, so what if Damian had powers but the only way for him to use them is if he bleeds.
People find out about this and obviously they want his blood and Damian feels obligated to give it to them. Tim and Bruce want it for experiments they need to find out what are the limits of his blood’s capabilities? Dick wants it because it holds the key to solving a case he’s been on for a while. Jason needs it because it can heal a chronically ill girl that lives in his apartment block. Word spreads and the Teen Titans want it. The JL wants it. Young Justice want it. Justice league dark wants it. Soon everyone in the hero community want it.
So Damian bleeds and he bleeds and he bleeds and he bleeds. Until it gets to the point where he can’t stand up without severe vertigo and he’s passing out in school. His hair is falling out, he’s turned sickly pale and he’s got all of the other nasty side effects of blood loss.
Damian can’t do this anymore. If he keeps on doing it he’s going to literally bleed himself to death. But he can’t say no because he’s devoted himself to fighting evil and his blood is aiding others in doing that. He’s 15 and faced with the moral dilemma stop giving out your blood to everyone who asks and face the wrath of everyone around you or continue to give out his blood ultimately killing him.
That’s it, that’s the idea.
#superheroes#dc#damian wayne#this also presents the problem of blood transfusion#bc either damian's blood rejects all else (except maybe his maternal family and pit affected)#or his blood can alter regular blood#either way he cant keep backup in case of emergency bc people will just. take it from the cave if they cant find him.#damian will LITERALLY be bled to death 😭#this also means... he has the sick ability to infuse his katana with his blood...#what does it do? no one knows but him and most dont wanna find out when he gets that close#WAIT WAIT WAIT. HORRIBLE THOUGHT.#bruce takes it to make alfred immortal#or at least expand his life span#BUT DOESNT TELL EITHER ONE bc he's fucking BRUCE and thats EXACTLY what that bitch would do#talia: what the actual fuck did you do to my son i send him here to be safe not be bled to death#dami: mother... please... i want to help....#does this mean jasons blood (or at least brain chemistry) is affected by the pit too#and he particularly reacta differently from everyone else when in contact w damians blood#GOD#the possibilities are horrible and fruitful#batfam
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my lovely son waking me up to tell me he threw up.
us waking up my wonderful butlerfather to tell him he threw up.
#superheroes#dc#batfam#dick grayson#bruce wayne#LMAO sleepovers w bats must be fucking nightmarish#theres definitely something wrong with the water in gotham
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One thing I didn’t expect from my new worldbuilding book is the author, roughly my dad’s age, including his opinions on furries
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at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs
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#dc#superheroes#batfam#i love love love the way you draw the boys!!!!#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne
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jason starts counting his age from his Dip in the Pit (tm)
i saw a textpost on here about jason not knowing how old he actually is (and unsure whether to count the days in his grave) and so he just ,, starts counting his age from when he was dipped in the lazarus pit. this causes damian to start calling him his little brother . if you run across it please tag me in it🙏
EDIT: found it :)
#superheroes#dc#jason todd#damian wayne#batfam#wait i love them#CUTE#also dc- acknowledge dami and jason would've interacted when they were w the al ghuls bc the TIMELINES LINE UP THAT WAY YOU FOOLS#dami: this is my little brother :)#jason: im six and a half!!! :D#goon: YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE NOT#dami: :(#jason: i said 🔫 im SIX. and a HALF. 🔫#goon: fuck fuck ok youre six where the hell is your parental figure then#jason: lmao hate that guy.#batman: 😭 h... he's six... he's six and a half....
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the Robins
redraw+updated version of a drawing i made a couple months ago
#superheroes#dc#batfam#robin#the robins!!!!#the robins!!!! my favorite group of weirdos!!!!#i love these fuckin guys!!!!#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#damian wayne#love that you added steph btw
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All healed up Jason who just decides to move back into Wayne manor, and he suddenly takes up his role similar to a 1950’s Housewife with a weapons arsenal. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jason in the morning dropping his brothers off to school: I made Lunch you better fucking eat it
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ jason in a floral apron making cookies?? Bruce just thinks he’s hallucinating for the first week because that cannot be his murder son
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he doesn’t even tell anyone he’s back. He just snuck in and took up residence in the kitchen at 1am, making pancakes until the morning
Tim, who only knew Jason through stories and rumours and snuck down the stairs for midnight coffee: who the fuck is that??
#dc#superheroes#jason todd#this BUT#with the context that he did all this BEFORE he died as well#so jasons confused on why people think its fucking wild for him to do shit when he's??? always done this shit???#batfam
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#superheroes#dc#tim drake#yj90#core four#love these little guys#also op!!! the way you draw them!!! 😍😍😍😍#love the panel of tim rolling onto his head bc for the life of me i cannot tell which way im supposed to read it#bart allen#cassie sandsmark#kon el#conner kent
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pay attention to him NOW
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