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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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POV you are a guy in a monster suit and you are about to be meddled with so hard

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Men of Epic ~

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Odysseus: I would trade the world to see my son and wife

Eurylocus: bro

Odysseus: *sacrifices Eurylocus*

Eurylocus: bro wtf

Odysseus: you're my world bro

Eurylocus: b r o

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Odysseus: No, you're cuter

Penelope: No, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 cuter

Odysseus: No, 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 cuter

Telemachus: There are literally over 100 people dead in our house, guys.

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concept: a fantasy cowboy who rides a dragon instead of a horse

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Penelope will always be a girlboss because by sitting behind the 12 axes she told the suitors to shoot through cleanly, not only was she

mocking them by being showing she was fully confident they wouldn’t succeed

But also BASICALLY TELLING EVERYONE THAT THEY WILL NEVER BE BETTER THAN HER HUSBAND WHO ACTUALLY COULD SHOOT THROUGH 12 AXES.

AND ON TOP IF THAT PROVING HER LOVE TO ODY BY SAYING THAT IF ANYONE WERE TO EVER SUCCEED THE CHALLENGE AND BECOME KING, THEY WOULD’VE KILLED HER BY DOING SO. QUITE LITERALLY, SHED RATHER DIE THAN RULE WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN ODYSSEUS!!!

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one of those brought me significantly more joy than the other

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

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Bats have the highest rate of homosexuality among all mammals which is why the batfam are gay asf

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Reblog if you also think Toph shouldn’t have been a cop.

I want to see how “unpopular” this opinion really is outside cop-worshipping Reddit.

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biblically accurate bbc merlin

merlin and arthur killing elon musk

i hate elon musk.

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. . . Black cats are just Batman, and treats are just the bat signal.

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and if i develop ANY addictions over the next four years i do not wanna hear shit ab it. hard times require hard. dicks. idk. idk where i was going with the last sentence.

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"The destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young man" - wdym rests? He got crushed, absolutely flattened. Destiny turned that man into a pancake

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Ithaca saga am right♥

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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.