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for the past 3/4 of the year i have been working on a socmed au fic for aventurine/dr ratio, and now it is DONE!!! 🎉🎉 it is an outsider pov, workskin formatted socmed au about ratiorine as seen through the eyes of the students of one of ratio’s classes!

i worked hard on this for many months and it would mean a lot if you checked it out if it’s something you’re interested in! 😅

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Manga style study of ratiorine because of course it'd be them lmao

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Since my last Merventurine post blew up a bit, I think I need to do it justice now.

Pining

Merventurine AU by @havanillas

I like to think he gets lonely sometimes when Ratio has to leave for work or other reasons. His doctor can’t stay in the bathtub with him 24/7

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is this anything

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ok I’ve read this one

it’s actually hilarious

go read it

Jokes Have Basis in Actuality

Chapter One - Rumors Start!

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"Are you guys talking about Professor Ratio's husband?"

Aventurine stilled.

"Oh my aeons, yeah— do you think he'll come around today? I've only ever seen pictures of him on the blog, and their always so blurry..!"

So.. he was married? No, no, it must just be a rumor. The good doctor would have told him, and Aventurine would have stopped flirting. Right? He was to self righteous to not.

"You guys haven't seen him?? Oh your missing out— hes so pretty, I heard he came around today!! Their both so good looking its no wonder they got together!"

So, the mystery husband was here today? That caught Aventurine's intrigue— he hadn't seen anyone on the guest roster other then him.

"Oh my gods, for real?? What's he like?"

"Hes got super pretty blonde hair-"

Aventurine absentmindedly went to the little shock of hair that pushed itself over his shoulder.

"-and hes always wearing this super expensive jewelry. I wonder who he is— or what he does, or if Professor Ratio gets paid enough for those kind of stones— oh, and I've heard his eyes are super dazzling upclose, colored like the break of dawn! I haven't seen them myself, I've only ever seen his back when he was going into Professor's classroom. I got out as quickly as I could— didn't want to get caught."

Slowly, Aventurine's hand drifted up to his earring, before gracing under his eye. Wait a second…

"Oh my, he sounds so pretty.. oh my god, wait, I saw a blond person earlier, they were coming down the hallway- do you think that was him?!"

On a whim, the Stoneheart decided to step out of his hiding spot, coming around the statue to walk by the group. They all immediately shut up, watching him walk by— for an added bonus, he decided to look at them and softly wave before continuing down the hall to where Ratio's classroom was.

"Oh- oh my god, that was him, wasn't?!"

"Yeah, yeah that had to be him— The blond hair, the eyes-!! Thats him, thats Professor Ratio's husband!!"

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Read the fic here!!

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HEHEHE HELLUVAS YOUR STAR RAIL >:) /lh

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What exactly is Rota Fortunae???? I mean I can tell it's Aventio but........ That's it lol

Oh you're new here!

Fellas let's give this one a tour around the hoyo fandom, post your favorite star rail content that you find outside the game (official livestream, collab outfits, hoyofair, etc)

You're in for a treat anon

Did you know you can pay money to know how dr.ratio's hands canonically smell like

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rota fortunae: alive

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another ratiorine comic <3, blood and injury warning idk if i'll make a part 2 LOL, long post below!!

...gulps!

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casual aventurine and ratio !!🗿🦚

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I was wondering, does king Narinder have ever had any funny episode with catnip in his life?

-Im getting the warnings of becoming sick so no art but you guys can have a little idea I have!-

"What is going on? Why is everyone running out of the building?" Lambert looks to the panicked palace staff.

"The king has accidentally sniffed catnip!" One maid yells as she rushes out the door.

"Huh? Why is that a problem? Is he alergic or something?" Lambert grabs the arm of a fleeing butler, not understanding the urgency. Their grip is firm on the poor butler.

"The problem is, whoever sees him in that state gets punished the day after!" The butler answers as another maid stops by the two to warn them.

"Years ago one had seen him lick his own hand and the next day the poor butler was forced to clean horse shit with bare hands!" She says it like its the grosest thing in the world.

"And another maid had heard him purr and my god.... she was almost fired!" The butler pries Lambert's grip off of his arm as he speaks.

"That just sounds like he is embarrased of the state he is in?" Lambert understands the situation of everyone fleeing as no one would want to be fired from the palace for such reasons, working at the palace pays well, but the situation was still too ridiculous for everyone to run away.

"Yea it- eeeee!" The butler and the maid hightail it as Narinder approaches them.

He picks Lambert up, they dont even protest (were they really this light for him to easily hoist them up?) as he brings them to the garden. The sun is still up but no one is around, everyone has fleed from the palace.He purrs and wraps his hands around Lambert, who wasnt wearing their armor. He cuddles them, burying his nose into their nape and licks wherever he gets his snuggly face on while lying down as the birds chirp and Lambert looks at the blue sky all stiff, not sure what to do in this unexpected turn of events.

"Oh im so dead tomorrow..." Lambert says outloud to no one, feeling dread in their gut while they are forcefully cuddled in grass. Their heart beats fast in their chest and they think it has to be because of fear.

His nose tickles...

The next day, however, when Narinder and Lambert run into eachother in the corridor, the morning sun hits Narinder's face in just the right angle for his face to be seen behind his veil and he is... blushing? He turns away before Lambert can properly see.

How weird, he would usually give them an order to follow him or something else.

Maybe he forgot. Cute.

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My little pog champ

Little comic I made some time ago, I wanted to get someone into the game and did this for fun :D and it worked!

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Puppy in cozy, toasty warm, comfort.  Taken into the flock. 

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Narinder's reaction to Lambert's Juicy pants?

Lambert's Juicy Shorts

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