hi there! I'm bean! and this is my stage, so enjoy the show
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
Local woman doesn't understand salads
0 notes
Text
Tim: momma ain’t raise a quitter
Jason: well, actually, momma ain’t raise nobody
Tim: …
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
Made me laugh so hard I woke the upstairs neighbors dog😂😂
6K notes
·
View notes
Note
Uh- are you aware of the meaning of proship?
Proship has never meant anything except a combination of three ideas:
Ship and let ship (your ships don't harm me and vice-versa) and YKINMK (your kink is not my kink, and that's okay; my kink stories don't harm you and vice-versa)
Harassment over fiction is not acceptable
Censorship of fiction is not acceptable either
Any other definitions are made by antis, not proshippers, and are an attempt at revisionism to justify harassment based on false claims.
19K notes
·
View notes
Text
Cursed idea of the day:
Keurig pod but ravioli
0 notes
Text
A cyber truck cut me and my buddy off in a turning lane literally coming from nowhere, we started to scream
Seeing a cyber truck in person is truly a bonding experience. Someone parked one of those monstrosities in a no parking zone at work and me and my coworkers gathered like this
68K notes
·
View notes
Text
Just saw a fic that was very much not my cup of tea, so I shall stay FAR away, internally screaming.
-but for those who like it, that's cool ig. We don't connect on that one-
0 notes
Text
I think Duolingo is trying to seduce me, first he posted up in the widget, now he flexin
0 notes
Text
A constant in my life😔
15K notes
·
View notes
Text
★a little about me!★
ALRIGHTY!! I've been putting this off for ages, and I figured it was finally time to introduce myself. I'm ChaosBeanUwU, I'm 22, I love drawing and reading, and writing from time to time, most half assed ideas that I have and wanna share, my page will consist of my brand of chaos. Staring Me, and Murphy's law.
Starting out, I love anime, and I'm a huge music lover as well, I love dark romance, and I'd say my music tastes lean into alternative pop! I'm currently trying to catch up in Mha/bnha, and jjk. My all time fav characters are (Mha/bnha; bakugou, shigiraki, and Aizawa) (jjk; Sukuna, Geto and our boy, Gojo.) I watch a bunch of other stuff too, and I play a whole bunch of video games, I love story based games, so games like beyond two souls and Detroit become human very quickly became a hyper focus. I've been learning german!
Anons and new friends are welcome with open arms! I'm cool with sfw/NSFW stuff, so don't be shy!(Unlike me🫰)
Stay toasty!
0 notes
Text
How could i not be possessive over you, my muse? you're all i see. my every thought. the only person who matters to me. do you think i would let anyone else look at you the way i do? think of you the way i do? talk to you the way i do? i would shove a blade into their guts for even trying.
you're mine. you need nobody else but me my doll.
219 notes
·
View notes
Text
not my bestie coming thru with the family recipe for butterscotch pieeee
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
It was honestly hilarious, I don't think I've got the clip of that match, but I've got another which is equivalent.
When the killer downs everyone but you and carries you hatch🥰
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
When the killer downs everyone but you and carries you hatch🥰
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
This is why I love interacting with @thelastdivinesanctuary 😂😂😂
1 note
·
View note