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Help why is this so funny

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Day 11 of Old Art

Molly

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nothing i do is safe.

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Commission by @irlplasticlamb , cries screams dissolves!!! Waaaaaa

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Critical Role is the funniest fandom to post about if you have followers from other fandoms. you'll reblog a video like "god this scene killed me. so long as I live I'll never stop thinking about it." and in the corner of the screen a middle aged man is dressed like a tiger for no apparent reason.

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broke: essek and caleb break up when caleb gets too old for them to have a romantic relationship

woke: there is no age essek isn't extremely into caleb and while some physical aspects of the relationship might fade away, the love and devotion stay the same

bespoke: despite essek's protests, caleb uses his transmuters stone with restore youth a few times to make himself physically younger; not because he's vain or scared essek won't love him anymore, but because he intends to blow that elf's back out as long and as thorough as he can and his 60+ year old knees do not help. the first time a physically 40 year old caleb with the knowledge of 56 year old caleb manhandles essek onto the kitchen table to make out with him, essek has to admit the idea might not be that bad after all

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today was my day off so i thought that i could draw some more mighty nein portraits. of a sort. as a treat!

yes Veth gets three hands in this hand dump!! because she is special and her journey is very important to me

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one book that makes me sympathize so hard with the villain. It's been a good couple of months since I finished this book but these few images keep circling in my head.

'The Nine Eyes of Lucien' excerpts under the break

"Do you remember that fiend we fought outside of Berleben? Gods, but that thing had a stench. I thought it was going to feast on my entrails, and Brevyn couldn't get a clear shot, then you found us and got it to chase you just long enough for me to cast and bind it," she said, laughing, and wiped at her brow. "I think that was the day Brev fell for you." He tried to access the memory, but all he could conjure were the blurry faces of a younger Cree and Brevyn, one on each side of him, haloed in the luminous shine of an enchanted swamp, a few scraggly trees behind offering shade. "Bloody good timing!" Cree had shrieked, and she and Brevyn kissed him on the face. His cheeks burned where the kisses had landed.

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That's her. The charm. Do you remember? The circus, the lights, the way Yasha's rare smile just lights up the while fucking night? I know you remember her. She's like your Brevyn, Circus Man. She and I might only have been friends, but I think you have a type.

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The bright blast of a spell punched into his chest, a rain of blood and sparks exploding from the wound. Lucien pushed his hands into the opening, pulling against the flesh and bones, eager, at last, for the pain to stop. There was a flicker of laughter somewhere in the distance, and a smile he wanted to curl up inside of, and a promise of a long sleep at the end of a longer journey. This was the realm of dreams, after all, and anything was possible.

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ashton’s petty beef with percy is the funniest shit to me. taliesin’s entirely based it is fully in character for ashton to have one horrible conversation with this mf and decide to seethe about it every time he’s reminded of percy’s existence. i don’t know enough about percy to say if he does the same but god it would be funny if he did. two assholes mad at the other for being an asshole

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As Twitter continues going down the drain, it’s time to revive old accounts 😂 here’s a pretty cool photo from a full Bells Hells shoot I was part of recently! Photo by saikotic.exe on IG!

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I am thinking about Mighty Nein weddings and it's making me happy, so imma share.

Yasha and Beau getting married on Rumblecusp. At the Beaurebar. Their honeymoon is spent beating the shit out of some guy in power treating his citizens like crap.

Yasha in a black dress with iredesent lightning bolts and flowers and peacock feathers sewn into it. Probably with a train that is fabric flowers. Blue accents.

Beau in a white suit with blue accents, with some Cobalt Soul uniform references.

Their wedding has every possible flower they could feasibly find.

Caleb is Beau's best man. King is Yasha's. He has a peacock feather for Molly, and a flower to honor Zula pinned to his tux.

Fjord is officiating. Jester absolutely designed their dressed and arranged all the decor and flowers. Cad and Veth worked together to make the wedding cakes (one is vegetarian.)

A few months earlier Beau burst into her family's house and yelled: HEY DAD! IM GETTING MARRIED. YOUR NOT INVITED BUT I WANT TJ TO BE IN IT. TJ and Luc are estactic to be the flower boys.

Fireworks at the reception. Luc and TJ set several off, much to Yezza's dismay. Veth is absolutely encouraging this.

No rings-not a good idea if you punch things all the time. But matching, very visible, tattoos.

Held right as the sun set. Essek is Caleb's plus one, and is holding his parasol, specially created for this occasion, very proudly.

Reception half elegant and half rave. A fight is absolutely going to break out in the middle of it. Possibly multiple times.

Fjord and Jester.

Huge wedding held in Nicodronus. Ceremony is on a ship, reception is a huge party at the Lavish Chateau. Caduceus is officiating.

People at the Chateau Jester grew up with, do the catering. Veth 'organized' them.

Caleb helps Jester plan an extravagant, elaborate prank. That probably involves sooo much glitter.

Fjord's best mam is Beau. Jester's is Veth. Luc and TJ are absolutely still flower boys. Yasha is on Jester's side as a braid's maid. Kingsley (who is absolutely Plank King by now, is a couple awkward steps next to Fjord.) Vandran is also there.

Very elegant ceremony. Jester in a floofy, white but almost pink dress that absolutely has hidden dicks in the viel design, surrounded by waves. Fjord in a beautiful captain uniform. Small wedding party. Huuuge reception.

Reception is bright pink and ocean themed. Like the Gaudious child's birthday party EVER but with a touch of class.

Portrait Booth of the Traveler's Door. Artagan 'photobombs.' Or does alternate sketches of people.

Elegant ocean themed rings that can turn into a pendant if they need to be removed.

Sprinkle in a little bow tie on Jester's shoulder. Fjord is absolutely terrified to kiss Jester at the end cuz he might (probably) get bitten by a very upset weasel. Nugget is blinking all over the place.

Jester's mother absolutely preforms. The Ruby and the Gentleman have the second dance of the night, and Jester gets to dance with her mother's 'new' partner. Essek gets Jester's second dance, until she 'accidentally and subtly' hands him off to Caleb. So much blushing ensues.

The entirety of Vox Machina accidentally got invited because Jester sent an invite to Keyleth's mom, and told her to bring however many people she wanted. And Keyleth wanted to meet the people who helped her mom, Percy and Vex want to be there for support, and Grog, Pike, Scanlan, and Tarry just want to party. A raven is watching from the window.

Jester and Fjord slip away to vandalize the outside of that shitty noble who wanted to kill Jester for a prank's house. And probably the inside. Let's just say that guy is about to wake up to completely harmless, extremely humiliating levels of Home Alone style tomfoolery.

Part of the Honeymoon is going to the Orphanage Fjord grew up in and kicking out all the shitty, corrupt caregivers. Then they go visit Darktow. The Nein all go on a vacation together after the honeymoon that probably ends in an unexpected fight with a Dragon

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I am thinking about Mighty Nein weddings and it's making me happy, so imma share.

Yasha and Beau getting married on Rumblecusp. At the Beaurebar. Their honeymoon is spent beating the shit out of some guy in power treating his citizens like crap.

Yasha in a black dress with iredesent lightning bolts and flowers and peacock feathers sewn into it. Probably with a train that is fabric flowers. Blue accents.

Beau in a white suit with blue accents, with some Cobalt Soul uniform references.

Their wedding has every possible flower they could feasibly find.

Caleb is Beau's best man. King is Yasha's. He has a peacock feather for Molly, and a flower to honor Zula pinned to his tux.

Fjord is officiating. Jester absolutely designed their dressed and arranged all the decor and flowers. Cad and Veth worked together to make the wedding cakes (one is vegetarian.)

A few months earlier Beau burst into her family's house and yelled: HEY DAD! IM GETTING MARRIED. YOUR NOT INVITED BUT I WANT TJ TO BE IN IT. TJ and Luc are estactic to be the flower boys.

Fireworks at the reception. Luc and TJ set several off, much to Yezza's dismay. Veth is absolutely encouraging this.

No rings-not a good idea if you punch things all the time. But matching, very visible, tattoos.

Held right as the sun set. Essek is Caleb's plus one, and is holding his parasol, specially created for this occasion, very proudly.

Reception half elegant and half rave. A fight is absolutely going to break out in the middle of it. Possibly multiple times.

Fjord and Jester.

Huge wedding held in Nicodronus. Ceremony is on a ship, reception is a huge party at the Lavish Chateau. Caduceus is officiating.

People at the Chateau Jester grew up with, do the catering. Veth 'organized' them.

Caleb helps Jester plan an extravagant, elaborate prank. That probably involves sooo much glitter.

Fjord's best mam is Beau. Jester's is Veth. Luc and TJ are absolutely still flower boys. Yasha is on Jester's side as a braid's maid. Kingsley (who is absolutely Plank King by now, is a couple awkward steps next to Fjord.) Vandran is also there.

Very elegant ceremony. Jester in a floofy, white but almost pink dress that absolutely has hidden dicks in the viel design, surrounded by waves. Fjord in a beautiful captain uniform. Small wedding party. Huuuge reception.

Reception is bright pink and ocean themed. Like the Gaudious child's birthday party EVER but with a touch of class.

Portrait Booth of the Traveler's Door. Artagan 'photobombs.' Or does alternate sketches of people.

Elegant ocean themed rings that can turn into a pendant if they need to be removed.

Sprinkle in a little bow tie on Jester's shoulder. Fjord is absolutely terrified to kiss Jester at the end cuz he might (probably) get bitten by a very upset weasel. Nugget is blinking all over the place.

Jester's mother absolutely preforms. The Ruby and the Gentleman have the second dance of the night, and Jester gets to dance with her mother's 'new' partner. Essek gets Jester's second dance, until she 'accidentally and subtly' hands him off to Caleb. So much blushing ensues.

The entirety of Vox Machina accidentally got invited because Jester sent an invite to Keyleth's mom, and told her to bring however many people she wanted. And Keyleth wanted to meet the people who helped her mom, Percy and Vex want to be there for support, and Grog, Pike, Scanlan, and Tarry just want to party. A raven is watching from the window.

Jester and Fjord slip away to vandalize the outside of that shitty noble who wanted to kill Jester for a prank's house. And probably the inside. Let's just say that guy is about to wake up to completely harmless, extremely humiliating levels of Home Alone style tomfoolery.

Part of the Honeymoon is going to the Orphanage Fjord grew up in and kicking out all the shitty, corrupt caregivers. Then they go visit Darktow. The Nein all go on a vacation together after the honeymoon that probably ends in an unexpected fight with a Dragon

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It’s called fashion look it up

Pretty dang sure this has been done already but hey the thumbnail for yesterday’s episode was top notch, can u blame me.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The 80s looks are really somethin’ but what’s weirder about this is seeing Caleb clean.

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“somebody said that he was trying to reach the city?” “yes, yes! so what i have in my notes, yasha, the ritual, it-it went wrong.”

just wanted to draw a little doodle of some gals bein nerds together but then my mind was assaulted by a vision of nein nine eyes so this is what it turned into. but anyway they’ll get to the bottom of this mystery, i believe in them and their shared brain cell.

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Fanon caleb does not get enough credit for his 16 charisma like I know he's sad and haunted and offputting and he's obviously not arrogant golden boy bren charismatic anymore but that cha is still doing work. Like he's persuasive. He speaks well. He regularly launches into well-crafted and carefully delivered monologues. He knows the language of zealotry and he can use it. He's an ex-spy. Like he's sad and wet but he's not a shy blustering social idiot this man pulls off risky and confident gambits on the regular.

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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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I really love how Vox Machina was like yeah we are fruity and sometimes people speculate we’re in a polycule and we play into that for the laughs and while we are queer for the most part we all end up in relationships that look traditional to the untrained eye, but are actually quite forward-thinking and queer in nature.

Meanwhile the Might Nein are like we are gay we are so so very gay. All of us have crushes on each other and every single person we encounter along our journey. Beau is out here having one night stands with every single woman/nonbinary individual they meet, she has a crush on Jester, she has a crush on Yasha, she’s a lesbian disaster. Caleb had a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time and now he’s in a monogamous relationship with a war criminal. Molly will fuck anything that moves. Cad is the archetypal aroace emotional support friend. Just so much variety in one group of people how can you even.