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Steven’s AU’s! 

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Reporter: Red Robin, you've been spotted with Tim Drake, ward of Bruce Wayne. Are you guys friends?

Red Robin: That guy is a fool. Fuck that guy, fucking coward.

[Later, watching the interview in Wayne Manor]

Tim: Say that to my fucking face, you fucking loser.

Bruce: wha-

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okay so sorry this took so long @katnicphantom i recently came back from the dentist and died but here's your request!! im not all too familiar w/ the harry potter world, only really know the basics so i hope you don't mind.

the background story of this pic is basically, Jasper starts teaching at lil Homeschool and basically adopts some Rubies. love-and-acting-tough relationship, y'know?

hope you like it!

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hi pls go ahead and ask me to draw something im in desperate need of inspiration. im down to drawing;

any legend of zelda/linked universe/darksverse

i've been into a lot of steven universe lately so that'll be nice to draw too

down for some batfam stuff too

even ur ocs. that'll be fun :))

naruto my one true love

fashion. because i like colors and clothes

iiii cant think of any others right now but feel free to ask pretty much anything. ill search for a reference and do my best if im not familiar w/ it!

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when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

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Hazbin Hotel has really, really latched onto me with their filthy grabby hands.

And I've even made an OC! That I'm sharing! with the internet which is so absurd i dont do that

anyway, this is Honey. They're a Queen, a Bee, and a Queen Bee. Loosely based of the Apis Dorsata species of Honey Bee. Though I was tempted to base them of Apis Mellifera Mellifera, to give it the nickname Melli, or Fera. But Honey already had a good ring to it, plus the Apis Dorsata make their hives on cave walls and I thought that it strangely fit!

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Tanjiro: *Walks into an alleyway*

Some dude: *Walks behind him* hey man I don’t have any cash on me do you know where I can-

Tanjiro: oh my god! Please just take my wallet

Some dude: what? No, I’m not trying to rob you I-

Tanjiro: *pulls out a gun* that wasn’t a request

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Bees

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i have a strange coping mechanism

so whenever something bad happens, or if something really really upsets me, i do this.

basically, i write.

i write a small story, just for myself. a small bit of comfort, with inserting myself into whatever universe i want to be in at that moment, and i write that i am comforted by a fictional character i love.

usually it starts off with me bawling my eyes out and being comforted by the fictional character, and being told things that i would want people to tell me. things like "everything will be okay" and "you aren't alone" and "i'll be there for you" and "you're so strong, believe me."

i do this because no one really figures out im upset irl. but that's okay with me, anyway. i like writing.

it's kind of lying to myself, im well aware but it brings me comfort. this is my strange coping mechanism.

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for that anon

i call it satanwave

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INKTOBER IS HERE!

I finally decided to participate this year even tho I'm pretty behind but it's been going well so far!

Here's my first five works for the month.

(which is also on Instagram, under the same name.)

(also, my black sharpie ran out of ink recently so I'm pretty sad about that. This means I'll have to go to like, a National Bookstore or a Fully Booked to pick up another one skl)

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"I may have my weaknesses, my lady, but know this. I intend to fight for your hand with all my heart and soul."

"Promises, promises." Blue eyes sparkled in amusement, pink lips tilted up in a smile. "Did you not consider the fact that I could have been offended? I do only have one hand."

"...Well, Beloved... I am blind..."

THIS IS A BLAST FROM THE PAST!

I posted this like, last year? I never knew what to do with it so I just threw it on here w/o any tags or such.

But anyway, two OCs. Not really sure what to do with them. The royal is a lady with only her left arm, her name is Valentina. The human in red, blind and kind is called Copper.

That's about it.

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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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Not at how this fucking day will go down in history. The generation we are today, absolute power.

The great Area 51 raid.

Thank you Karens, Kyles, Furries, The gays, kpop fans, Weebs, Crackheads and Florida Man, for your services.

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this give me so much joy

cassie must give real good hugs huh

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I FILMED MYSELF READING THIS TWITTER POST AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING

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I WANTED THEM IN SUITS OKAY??? I REGRET NOTHING