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Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

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This YouTube comment had me leaning hands braced on knees like that person who had to take their shirt off to process Destiel becoming canon.

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Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

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Hi if you ever find yourself in a relationship saying anything along the lines of "well I can't leave cause I would never be able to find something better than this because I'm trans/fat/aging/antisocial/unlucky" I beg of you to run. Please. You can find and build better but in order to do that you have to take the first step out the door. You do not have to endure abuse, mistreatment, or just plain incompatibility for the sake of a fraction of happiness. You don't.

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im sorry this fucking. sentance structure is so funny. throwing slices of cheese at it, etc.

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The most horrifying implication of Awakening to me is that despite the way nearly every character describes them and thinks of them, the darkspawn were always sentient. The Architect's experiment with the modified Joining simply freed them from the compulsion of the Old God's call. The blood of Grey Wardens could confer resistance to the taint but it couldn't grant them a personhood, a soul they never had.

If they had possessed no intelligence, no personhood at all behind the Blight that animated them, that should have left them an insensate husk. But it doesn't. Now they make choices that were once denied them, some rallying behind their liberator, others rising against him for taking away what gave meaning to their existence.

The horror of Awakening is not that darkspawn could become intelligent but that they always were.

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Chapter 1: I've been transported to a new world and must suck 100 dicks to get home??

Chapter 407: Grasping me by the shoulders, my bloodied senior says my father's death wasn't my fault, that I was just a scared kid and that I'm allowed to seek comfort. Weeping, I suck his-- my hundredth-- dick

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collapses in your arms princess style after casting the biggest evil most fucked up spell you've literally every seen

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20 years ago this shit would have obviously been a headline in the onion. no part of this would have been remotely believable and this headline would have been inherently funny.

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