There must be something seriously wrong with society for not having invented Fireball ice-cream yet.
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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tumblr is such a different animal than other social media platforms for so many reasons obviously but one thing i really find funny about it is how on other sites if i see something that doesn't interest me i don't follow or don't like the post. but on here if someone i follow starts posting exclusively about something really niche that i have no interest in my reaction is never to unfollow. its just part of the natural environment. like oh mutual is now really into pro wrestling? ok i guess ill be seeing these guys around now
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I miss Origins. It was nuanced and well written. And had moments like this.
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"If I were a gambling man, and I am, you'd be my best bet-"
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Victory of the Sea (Jan Saudek, 1992)
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Just in time for Valentine’s Day... 💔
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emmrich watching me smash every single urn and priceless vase in the necropolis with my gigantic whackamole hammer

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Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.
The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).
Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.
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