changguscomet
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You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)
Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!
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Someone who texts you boring little details of their day just so they have a reason to talk to you are the people you should always keep.
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straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys
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hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world
#me asking my bf to explain what engineering actually is to me#this was before we even started dating#he gave me an example of a bunch of engineers working on one project together#and all their different specialties and how they contribute#and I was like ‘oh so they’re like the avengers’#and somehow he’s still in love with me three years later#q
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french class is like ... okay but I don't like how I keep getting indirectly called out for not participating
#like we go around and everyone answers the same question#my answers are the same as everyone else's#I have literally nothing new to share the question you've asked us is pretty simple and there's not much room for creativity like#I agree that she can help correct our pronunciation but wouldn't it make more sense to have us make conversation and correct us then?#am I being too hard on her as a former language teacher myself?#who knows#personal
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everything fell apart after flash games stopped working
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calculator app looooves to disguise itself as clock app. shell put on her little makeup and wig and you tap on her and then your all in numbers andd calculations world and you go i didnt want this!!!!!!! and you have to miserable leave and go crawling over to clock app whos a mean old hag whos always waking you up and you think God i wish i was at calculator right now
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HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE ハウルの動く城 (2004) Dir. Hayao Miyazaki
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taking a bottle of water everywhere with me so i can hydrate, and a bag of sand in case i hydrate too much
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freaking love it when I follow up with someone like 3+ times and they still don’t give me what I need
#like why say ‘I’ll get this to you EOD’ and then not do it ??#and then I follow up this morning and it’s like ‘oh it’s not ready yet’#bruh you are holding me up 😡#personal#my job is legit just sitting around waiting for people to send me stuff and bugging them when they don’t#get me out of here
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you don't need therapy. you need to cause him injury
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Diet companies won’t tell you this but starving yourself is a lot worse for your health than overeating
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Reblog with every US state you’ve visited in the tags!
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