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The Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River superimposed on a map of Europe
#my british cousins were visiting back in march and we took them to the CN tower#and one of them was looking out the window at lake ontario#she asked me what ocean it was and I was like uh that’s a lake#and she was like ‘that’s not a fucking lake you should be able to walk all the way around a lake’#I never really thought about how big they are but it’s true#great lakes
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New to booping this Halloween? No worries, we've got you covered.
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Boop if you think the world is a little better when we all calm down and unite over booping the shit out of eachother.
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friend: what are you doing this halloween?
me: smacking the shit out of complete strangers repeatedly for hours
friend: what
me: boop
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You can boop a hundred boys in bars
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Reblog to put candy in your followers halloween buckets :)
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my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw
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You are going to be trapped in a classroom or daycare room full of children for one school day and you will have to interact with them (assume there are other adults like a teacher or daycare employee present, so you don’t have to handle lessons/rules/emergencies, but you still have to interact with the kids via play, conversation, care, etc.)
*I’m aware this is an exaggeration of the term newborn, which is being used to simplify the options.
#lower grade school#that’s the same age as my nephews + when I used to teach kids they were around that age too#polls#q
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I don’t want to go to work in person tomorrow 😭😭😭 I don’t want to drive an hour and a half 😭😭😭 I don’t want to wake up at 5:30am 😭😭😭
#I’m not going to be able to sleep either so I’ll be a mess tomorrow#hopefully the drive will be okay#they want us to go to that office again at the end of november for a ‘team day’#bitch NO#personal#we have an office in toronto too which I don’t mind going to cause at least I can just hop on the train#but this one has to be waaaaaay out
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people will read books they Do Not Like™ and then wonder why they hate reading
#exactly#I used to make myself finish every single book I started but then I was like wait#I don’t have to do that 👀#but now I don’t finish anything idk#q
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#gonna be three-hole punch ranita for halloween this year#cause why not#we’ve got a work event for halloween and I was planning on being a cat#but this is more creative and also low effort we love to see it#the office
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I kinda want to get into dnd but I feel like it’s … cliquey almost ?? I don’t know how to explain it
#I’ve mentioned being interested to some people I know who play and they’ve never invited me or like made suggestions#and when I have asked my bf he’s just been like ‘there’s no space’ and that’s it#and I’m like ??? is it a secret club ??#I don’t understand how it works#it seems like everyone I know who plays got asked to join a group#like do I need to sit around and wait for my turn 😭#is it invite only ??? wtf#I get the whole thing about there being no space but then how do you FIND somewhere with space#?????#I don’t want to play with strangers but like idk where to find people#and it seems like everyone’s already a part of a group and then I’ll just be some loser who’s like lol lemme join#I feel left out and I’m not even involved make it make sense#personal
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235 FAVORITE SHIPS OF ALL TIME (ranked by my followers) 19. janine teagues and gregory eddie - abbott elementary
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dude shut up im trying to remember every singIe detail of my dream last night
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This is after any curve is applied
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