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super extra naughty indecent dirty raunchfest the meme

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yes

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"One like me? How rude... you and I are not so different, after all." He holds a lantern up to Vladimir, staring into those bloody eyes. "You're right though... if you minded, that wouldn't really stop me."

"I just wanted to see if it was true... The old recluse and his massive castle of servants... or slaves? Whatever he likes to believe they are. Some say he's a century old monster... and I didn't want to be disappointed. It's sad you know? You hope to find a likeminded individual who is a peer in age, and power, only to find someone hopelessly brain broken from their fleshy little vessel being unable to handle being alive for so long. Seriously disappointing."

"You won't disappoint me too, will you?"

Peculiar… It was extremely rare for someone to cross the threshold of his property without him knowing or sensing them. And his hounds did not pick up on this one either.

Even more peculiar, his magic did not betray his guest to have a pulse. No blood flowed in his veins. Unliving… He recalled his encounters with some of them during his voyages to the Shadow Isles.

Wearing an inviting gentle smile, Vlad half bowed in greeting with his arms spread wide. “Much obliged for a discerning eye and impeccable taste. You won’t find anything like this in Prime.”

Standing straight after the greeting motions, Vladimir continued with a smirk, “If I did mind, would that have stopped you?”

“What do I owe the pleasure of this visit from one like you?”

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You are so effortlessly funny. Love seeing your shenanigans. :)

Thresh is just a funny little guy :3

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cafe cuties thresh sdkijtfladsf /softie

Karthus and Kalista walking in on this.

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@perfect-fourth replied to your post “Truth serum: "Do you ever talk to the souls in...”:

"You're my friend now. We're having soft tacos later."

"It is nice to be among likeminded individuals."

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Truth Serum: How does it feel to be free? It must be exhilarating.

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"Oh yes... It feels like a long time coming... and yet... it's all be worth it. To be free of this miserable curse placed on me." Thresh sighs a little, letting his words slip out a bit more honestly than before. "I don't have to worry about that pathetic man or the people back home 'appreciating' me as a person. I can do whatever I want now."

"I must admit... I never really understood the desire to be dead, but I do enjoy how liberating it is. Eating and drinking is purely for pleasure now. I am not tied to anything, not even mortal whims..."

"Ah, but you must know all about that, don't you?"

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"YOUR chains cannot hold me either, jailer."

A deep laugh. "For you, Xerath, it will be a lifetime of fleeing the chains that bound you. For you, Xerath, it will be a desperate struggle of looking over your shoulder, making sure nobody has got you, making sure nobody can hold you down, and erase your name and identity, like every other slave before you. For you, Xerath, you must flee me at every moment, at every waking hour, at any second you feel vulnerable... For you, Xerath? You must win, every chance you get, you must win that fight."

"And for me, Xerath? I only need to win once."

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Truth serum: "Do you ever talk to the souls in your lantern when you're lonely?"

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"No." He states simply. "But if they are pissing me off, particularly with their behavior in the lantern... I shake the lantern up really hard, and lift the top of the vessel to my mouth, and pour a third of the contents of the lantern into my mouth."

"You ever felt several thousand souls squirming around on your tongue? It's like eating a live octopus. They cling to you. Thrashing, squirming, fighting... They know if I swallow, they will meet the end of their soul burning in the pit of my stomach. They know if I don't put them back in the lantern, they will seep into the dirt and never know peace. I like to feel them struggle a little."

"Then I spit them on the ground." Thresh chuckled a little. "Then after a bit I scoop them back up. Might lose a few, but, ah well, what's a few lost souls to me at this point?"

"With that in mind, I expect them to behave themselves when I throw my lantern out..."

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Truth Serum

"Is making a friend really all that bad? Someone you can trust not to hurt you?"

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A devil's laugh erupts from him. Like a dog's bark. Sharp and staccato. The serum in his body is so unnecessary, he thinks, he would respond this way in any other scenario.

"Everyone will hurt you, fool. It only takes the right opportunity... Should a man be tortured and held under duress, their love and happiness crumbling around them... they will tell me anything in exchange for mercy. I have seen men give up their lovers, their children, their own infants, just to spare themselves pain. Nobody will protect you. That is the truth. So why would I bother?"

"I don't need friends. Just allies. You can be on my side, but nobody will ever be my friend. I will not be vulnerable to anyone ever again. Viego saw to that long ago..."

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Truth Serum: Now that you are unbound from the Shadow Isles, do you have a favourite location to visit in Runeterra or are you just going wherever your whims take you?

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"Oh... Demacia of course. The torture and humiliation they subject their people too... its electrifying!" He laughs loudly about it. "They imprison babies, you know? In the mage prisons... Just because the little infant was caught levitating. The baby might not even be a mage, it might be a mage that was fucking with them -- but off it goes. Into a prison cell. You couldn't make that up..."

"They are going to execute the mother for trying to free her baby from a prison cell... I'm certain I'll be attending. They will probably do their round of torturing and subjecting her to public torture. I imagine Demacians will throw rocks at her..."

"Such insane and debased behavior... why it reminds me of home." He chuckled lowly. "I have other locations I intend to visit, but I do believe Demacia will continue to be my vacation home."

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Truth Serum!

What did you hope to gain from helping begin the Ruination?

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He stares down at the serum vial. "You would subject me to such a drug to ask such a mundane question?" Thresh rolled his eyes. "I only intended to gain my freedom. If I have to elaborate, I was interested in possibly trapping Viego in the lantern... but only because he was annoying me."

"The rest of what you dubbed the "Ruination" didn't matter to me. I don't know how many died and I certainly don't care. Just be grateful I was able to walk free without as many deaths as there could have been..."

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My wife liked lanterns : (

"I'm sure she'd like mine." He would put them both in there if he could get the chance.