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Why are high chairs up for rent on FB marketplace?

I don’t understand

I can find one at the thrift store for $20 to keep forever

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Me: asks friend if we need to go to a gas station to use the restroom

She: says no

Me: says okay and continues sitting and chatting with her

She: gets pissed because we didn’t leave for the gas station

Me: wtf

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My friend needs your feedback!! He runs a website [Lingopie] where you can learn a language by watching TV shows and movies.

As a polyglot, he is super passionate about learning and teaching languages and wants to help students and language learners succeed. He has been working on this project 24/7, so your feedback would make his day! Here is the problem:

His website is still young, so they have limited funds to obtain licenses for movies and television shows. To help as many people as possible, he is wondering what languages you would like to learn or have exams for, so he can focus on expanding the media collection for these languages. I really like him and want his project to succeed, so I created a form where you can vote.

The following languages are available at the moment: Japanese 🇯🇵, Korean 🇰🇷, Spanish 🇪🇸, French 🇫🇷, German 🇩🇪, Italian 🇮🇹, Portuguese 🇵🇹 and English 🇺🇸

Which language are you most interested in? Please vote here!

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Well, I start college in 7 days. My sleep schedule is fucked and so is my bank account.

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My Friends Are Drunk

Drunk Friend 1: Infickedjp . (I'm fucked up.) Me: Yes, yes you are. :) DF1: yesb. (Yes.) DF1: Ia am. (I am.) Me: Ur gonna be hungover (:

------------------------------------- DF2: I DF2: Wr are hammered asf wish you were here (We are hammered asf, wish you were here.) Me: Wish I was there too :') DF2: Frrrrr -------------------------------------

Note: If they send me more I'll try to add it

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It’s come to my attention that I have a weird habit. (One of many)

I tend to kiss peoples foreheads when I’m sleepy and ready to nap/sleep.

I did this to a guy I knew once.

I-

I have yet to forget that horrifyingly quiet moment of realizing what I did and then running away.

I don’t remember this dude at all, but I still think about it.

It’s funnier when I’m with my friends though. I get return forehead kisses then promptly fall asleep wherever I’m sitting/laying. They think it’s cute and hilarious.

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Thinking abt buying a bunny tmmrw