Can you believe that Dan Povenmire was right?
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#some people who think theyre pliny the elder#believe water(clear substance) must be served in a glass(clear container)
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every bad faith poster says shit like “competitive players don’t care about Pokémon as individuals, they only care about them as stats and numbers on a spreadsheet, it proves N right” and then actual competitive players are like “I’m running a heatran team meaning I’ve looked at its render a lot the last few days, and I’ve started to see a repressed sadness in his eyes. I think he dreams of a better life he doesn’t let himself live. Is this just me”
#SO REAL#that one guy with his Pachirisu in the finals of i think pokemon world championship#i love a gimmick team that works for esoteric and specific reasons
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The Wrath of Khan / The Search For Spock / Unification | ID in ALT
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I just can’t get over that Spock didn’t die alone
So many sad postings about how Spock had to spend his final years in a not-quite-right universe, watching younger versions of himself and his friends live on while he can’t be apart of it, can’t ever see his friends again. Kirk is alive and yet totally unreachable.
But against all odds! There’s Jim! His Jim!! Through time and space just to find him again. To be by eachother’s side again. His wayward sun finally dawned.
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@chengdu-zone
If I ever become a billionaire I need you guys to wait until I buy my brother an f1 racecar. And then you can continue eating the rich (me)
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when I'm some sort of crab or small fish
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You guys want to see the delightful trinket I just saw in TK Maxx?
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born to be a sitcom roommate duo forced to be tumblr mutuals
#born to be sitcom roommate duo#born to be two halves of a xiang shen duo#and also born to be tumblr mutuals
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November is all about taking afternoon naps and waking up disoriented from the realities
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"are you a back sleeper, side sleeper, or stomach sleeper" i'm a roadkill sleeper. i sprawl in an unmoving heap across the mattress like a carcass struck by several tons of fast-moving steel and dragged a few hundred meters down the highway from where i died. i'm a bug and my bed is the windshield i'm splattered on.
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look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat
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