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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
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Q: Here is the supplies for your next mission.
007: Q, this is just a tube of glow sticks.
Q: Good luck 007.
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I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car
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so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these
kirbies with legs
and i got mine today
here’s the handmade package
i open it and
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Identifying a food or drink as an “acquired taste” is just another way of saying “it’s gross, but you’ll get used to it.”
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A 1950 Italian lipstick case from David Weingarten’s collection of souvenir buildings.
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if that is not the cutest thing you’ve seen in a while, you clearly don’t have a heart
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Just wanna escape for alittle bit
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Inbox me a number(s) and I'll answer (SMUTTY/SEXUAL QUESTIONS)
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?
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she is beauty
she is grace
she can kick you in the face
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