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I love cooking things and then not sharing them with people. For me, cooking is really an act of disconnection and hatred.

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how many eggs do you have in your fridge

this is exactly what im complaining about. so many people act like its my job to do research for them when these questions are easily googlable ://

I.was going to edit this google resutls page to say something funny but honestly i dont think i can outdo what i actually got

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Bugs became way cooler to me when I realized they're basically tiny biological robots. He ain't botherin nobody his prime directive is just [SEEK NUTRIENT]

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free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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j aliens

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Hello! I really love everything you draw, but I was also curious to see what your genderbend feligami would look like 👀✨

Hello, @alenachelk! It was a great pleasure talking with you about Yandere! Because...actually...I AM A YANDERE FLEAK!!!!😇

I've hardly ever drew genderbend, but it was fun!

I'm not sure how much is sensitive explession on Tumblr, especially Miraculous. Is this sfw?

However, it is impossible to express Yandere without criminal expression. ...As I recall, Felix had often criminal act in the main story. I think Felix is a Yandere talent. It is rare that a character, even in anime, can do that much for a girl he has a crush on.

Feligami is awsome...! I see every possibility in them. I want to draw everything vibes: comedy, lovey-dovey, heartwarming, sad, and yandere.

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Superhero-high

1st panel 「II'll make people of the world disappear and create a free  world！」「Now I can beat my mother!」

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Happy New Year, From GAZA 🌨️ ❄️

Hello 👋, My name is Momen Al Madhoun / I am a digital artist / a devoted husband / a father of two children " Ezzdeen & Amir " I live in Gaza City in the heart of the Genocide, working tirelessly to amplify my voice to the world through my artwork. I walk long distances to access electricity and internet, creating under harsh conditions to ensure my voice reaches the Tumblr community through my art. I hope you support me to continue surviving and ensure the safety of my family. Thank you for your time. Stay safe 🙏

Gofundme Campaign Link

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🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑

Stop stop do something

Where are you, world? Where are you, people?😭

I am writing to you with sadness and grief and my tears are trembling. I was injured by the damned occupation. 😭😭😭

While I was passing by on the road, a nearby place was targeted and I was seriously injured and

I am fighting for life and death😭😭😭😭💔

I appeal to you and😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🥺🥺

I hope that you will not leave me and forsake me. Please, 🥺🥺🥺💔

I need an urgent and urgent operation It is expensive and we cannot afford it. I want you to stand by me.Don't leave me alone in this cruel world🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭

If I can't do the surgery quickly, I'll lose my life and there will be no light in this savage world. 😭🙏

#save me from death💔

@zaharsimiere @falloutalexx @stellacadente @seasonofprophecy @horrificgoth @jannas-little-theatre-kid @cosmicandy525 @k-eke @k-urwa @walcutt @fujiwaradivebar @mx-piggy @choccybug

@feluka@nabulsi @sayruq @sar-soor @90-ghost @socalgal @chilewithcarnage @frigidwife @buttercuparry @wellwaterhysteria @vague-humanoid @transmutationdice @a-shade-of-blue @vakariaan @rain-rome @hexxling @plomegranate @gothhabiba @khanger @gazagfmboost @vetted-gaza-funds @palhelp @dlxxv-vetted-donations @commissions4aid-international @rainy-fog @cipher-of-the-round-table @genericusername37@ @ibtisams @vague-humanoid @neptunerings @chilewithcarnage @frigidwife @diasdelasombra@annevbonny @tamarr @stuckinapril @king-b0mbastic @dykes @lesbianmaxevans @qattdraws @irhabiya @sar-soor @sayruq @gazagfmboost @dlxxv-vetted-donations @vetted-gaza-funds @butchniqabi @butchfeygele

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Oh god why does it have his ugly ass face as the app icon

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Help my family rebuild our life 🇵🇸🍉

Dear Humanity,

My name is Hazem, and I am 27 years old, living in the Gaza Strip with my wife, Nadra, who is 26 and expecting our first child. We led a simple life until the recent war devastated everything, forcing us to flee multiple times. We now live in a tent on the streets, facing unbearable conditions.

In addition to the war, I lost my father, and our home, my store, and everything we worked for were destroyed. As I prepare to become a father, I am deeply concerned about the future of our unborn child and the care my wife needs during her pregnancy.

The purpose of this GoFundMe campaign is to seek financial support to:

Ensure safe conditions for Nadra's pregnancy.

Rebuild our lives and secure a stable environment for our family.

Provide basic necessities such as food, shelter, and medical care.

We desperately need your help to rebuild and provide a better future for our child. Every donation, no matter how small, will make a difference. We are truly grateful for any support. 🫂🙏

✅️ Vetted by @gazavetters , my number ( #282 )