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This is my mood at absolutely ALL times so imagine, the exhaustion

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what the actual fuck

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everyone wants me except you

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This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

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me writing a resume: “hello im a mentally healthy person who LOVES capitalism and

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every Ross i’ve ever met thinks he’s a Chandler

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i love only one (1) man

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“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

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i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill back off. so her dad picks her up and starts going down the rest of my dark hall and i just hear her yell “everybody wait! i dropped my ears” so i find them and give them to her dad and she goes “thank you but i hope i never see you again goodbye” and waved over her dads shoulder. i waved back and she gave me a thumbs up. honestly this kid has a lot of guts props for being so polite when shes terrified i hope she gets a lot of candy this year

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The Lion King (2019)

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