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Year in Review - Fest podfics

Care of Magical Creatures (and sequels) by @arsenicjade for @polypodweek (E, 73k, 8 hours, Hermione x Remus x Severus)

Summary: In the aftermath of the War, Hermione finds her way.

the dogfather (and sequels) by @nonasuch for @goodgodfathersiriusblack (T, 48k, 5 hours, Remus x Sirius)

Summary: “I’m not a reverse werewolf either,” says the man. “I’m your godfather.”

Stay by vendettadays for Femslash February (T, 21k, 2 hours, Hermione x Pansy)

Summary: When Minerva said that Pansy Parkinson was to be the new Arithmancy professor at Hogwarts, Hermione thought she was joking. Then she remembered, Minerva McGonagall never joked. (Or, the progression of Hermione and Pansy’s relationship as Transfiguration and Arithmancy professors during the course of the school year.)

Higher and Higher (Temptation) by birdsofshore for @dracotops-harry (E, 28k, 3 hours, Draco x Harry)

Summary: Only Harry Potter could manage to put on a magical collar on impulse and find himself unable to take it off again. Now following Draco’s direct orders gives him intense pleasure, and Draco has a whole heap of troubles to deal with, not least the way Potter looks when the collar has him gasping with bliss. The whole situation would test the morals of a saint... and Draco’s no saint.

Silhouettes by @sweet-s0rr0w for @dronarryfest (E, 17k, 2 hours, Draco x Harry x Ron)

Summary: Draco's trying to fix the Burrow, Ron's trying to grieve, and Harry... well, just what is Harry actually doing, anyway? A tale of grief, gardening, and ghouls, bad memories, bad puns, and bad flirting, and nudity both accidental and very, very deliberate.

An Overly Considerate Friend by @the-francakes for @regulusblackfest (M, 8k, 47 mins, James x Regulus)

Summary: “Remus help! This is your fault!” James tried again. “I didn’t tell you to snog him, Prongs!” Moony snapped back. “TRUE. Technically, you didn’t. You didn’t say 'don’t snog Regulus,' you just said not to hit on him. WHICH I DIDN’T! So maybe protect me a little here please?” James floundered for excuses. Remus debated it for a moment - hopefully that please did itself justice and saved James’ life. “Snogging most definitely falls under flirting,” Remus decided educationally. All his friends were assholes, honestly. After tonight, James was going to start hanging out with Hufflepuffs.

One Night in the House of Black by @sleepstxtic for @ladiesofhpfest (M, 9k, 1 hour, Artemisia Black x Eunon Blackwood)

Summary: When a stranger comes knocking on the doors of her House, Artemisia Black must make a choice. What happens that night will determine the fate of her family forever.

As You Wish by @pineau-noir for @lcdrarry (T, 22k, 3 hours, Draco x Harry)

Summary: Draco was raised on a farm in the small country of Wiltshire; his favourite pastimes were flying on his broom and tormenting the hired farm boy. Though his name was Harry, Draco never called him that. On Harry's forehead there was a scar shaped like a lightning bolt, so Draco called him Scarhead. Nothing gave Draco as much pleasure as ordering Harry around Or a story about fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, True Love, and miracles.

you're alive by @the-houseryn for @harrydracompreg (M, 27k, 3 hours, Draco x Harry)

Summary: The most boring shift in the world, filled with Muggle car ride games to pass the time, was interrupted by a tow-head boy begging for help to save his papa and ultimately changed Harry's life from there on out. For the better, of course.

Where the Heart Is by @kohakhearts (T, 16k, 2 hours, Harry & Severus)

Summary: After the events at the Department of Mysteries in June—and all that came after—Harry finds himself once again stranded at Number Four Privet Drive. With only his own thoughts to keep him company, he takes to writing letters to the only person he thinks can help, if only he were still alive to do so. As it turns out, though, sometimes help can arrive in even the most unexpected of forms too.

Masks by Inell for DCC Monthly Microcreations (E, 1.4k, 9 mins, Draco x Harry)

Summary: Keeping secrets is tiring.

Clair de Lune by @constitutionalweasleymonarchy for @ladiesofhpfest (G, 2k, 13 mins, Luna Lovegood)

Summary: How wonderful to be seen.

Consequenses and Preparations by ChokolatteJedi for @ladiesofhpfest (T, 1.5k, 9 mins, Lucius x Narcissa)

Summary: Narcissa finds out that Lucius not only let an object the Dark Lord entrusted him with be destroyed, but he was the reason there was a basilisk in their son's school. She decides to prevent any further Draco-endangering stupidity on his part and disposes of him. Not that anybody guesses it's her, of course, she is a Slytherin. And she's going to make sure her son acts like one, too.

the residue of design by @fleurting for DCC Monthly Microcreations (E, 4k, 26 mins, Draco x Harry)

Summary: Rita Skeeter temporarily comes out of retirement to do an exclusive interview with The Chosen One. For some reason, Draco's friends think this has something to do with him.

Fawning Over You by @toxik-angel for @hptransfest (E, 39k, 5 hours, Draco x Harry)

Summary: Harry's not sure which would be worse: Ron and Hermione finding out he buys Draco Malfoy's premium pornography and an extra gift off his wishlist every week, or Draco Malfoy finding out Harry has a horrible, distracting, embarrassing crush on him. Alt title: Whore-ton Hears a Harry.

The Audacity of Lavender Brown by @malpal132 for @ladiesofhpfest (E, 6k, 42 mins, Charlie x Lavender)

Summary: Ron channels his anger through the blades of his skates and the hockey stick he uses on his professional team, but embarrassment isn’t an emotion he’s quite mastered. This disparity between them starts out small, then trickles into everything. For instance, he never kisses her with his tongue. Like, never. She straddles his lap and cards her fingers through his ginger hair, showing a bit of Victorian ankle every time she risks slipping her tongue past her own lips. It’s like his are vacuum-sealed shut. Instead of French sophistication, she’s more like a gerbil suckling from the sippy bottle attached to the side of its cage. She is abundant with nowhere to go.

Tempus Gratiae by @charlotterhea for @harryglots (M, 24k, 3 hours, Hermione x Severus)

Summary: Professor Snape verschwindet während Hermines 6. Schuljahr für eine Woche. Spurlos. Dann kehrt er zurück und alles ist wie vorher. Abgesehen von ein paar Details, die Hermines Neugier wecken. Aber erst sieben Jahre später fängt das Rätsel an, sich zu lösen.

The Chaperone by @annabtg for @ladiesofhpfest (T, 7k, 46 mins, James x Lily)

Summary: When Lily's father won't let her go out alone on a date with James, she has to resort to desperate measures: make it a double date with Petunia and Sirius.

Will you send me to Hogwarts? by @sleepstxtic for @ladiesofhpfest (G, 1k, 4 mins, Padma & Parvati Patil)

Summary: A letter to the Patil twins from their mother.

Tempus Gratiae (English version) by @charlotterhea for @etl-echo-audiobooks Time Collection (M, 24k, 3 hours, Hermione x Severus)

Summary: Professor Snape disappears for a week during Hermione's 6th year. Without a trace. Then he returns and everything is as before. Except for a few details that arouse Hermione's curiosity. But only seven years later the mystery begins to unravel.

A Case of You by @epitomereally for @hd-wireless (E, 97k, 12 hours, Draco x Harry)

Summary: Draco was doing just fine working as an Unspeakable in Paris, hanging out with his living and ghostly pals, inventing new spells, and definitely not thinking about Potter. Then, Lucius just had to break out of prison and turn his world upside down. Now, Draco has to return to England, where he is forced to confront how family ties bind us—and one infuriatingly fit Harry Potter.

Stick Shift by @stultiloquentia for @etl-echo-audiobooks Fantastic Fandoms Collection (E, 5k, 34 mins, Buffy x Spike)

Summary: Buffy stakes herself a vampire.

Still Clearly Up to the No-Good Things by @snsknene for DCC Monthly Microcreations (T, 4k, 26 mins, Draco x Harry)

Summary: “Tails,” Harry intoned to no-one in particular. “Harry,” Draco said kindly, “perhaps it is getting a bit too late for you. You are gibbering again.”

The Roommate by @romaine2424 for @hd-hurtcomfort-fest (M, 43k, 4 hours, Draco x Harry)

Summary: After one year in Azkaban, and two years of home arrest, Draco is going off to college. Myrrdin College is Oxford’s magical college, where one Harry Potter is currently attending. Both are going for their teaching certificates with Draco specialising in Potions and Harry in Defence Against the Dark Arts. The Headmistress has insisted all incoming professors must be degreed. However, the Board of Governors insist that Draco also must live in a Muggle house with limited allowance and take Muggle elective courses before he can become Hogwarts' new Potions Professor. Harry is coerced by others into helping Draco Malfoy survive in the Muggle world.

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More knightposting. This one was so hard to write, and also before I knew it I was going on about what the political atmosphere of the setting for this PWP is 😂 ***

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Original Work Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Original Female Character(s)/Original Male Character(s) Characters: Original Characters Additional Tags: Lady Knight x Other Knights, Extremely Dubious Consent, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Cunnilingus, Crossdressing, Forced Crossdressing, Forced Feminization, ish, There is another guy as well but his actions are barely described for what it’s worth Series: Part 2 of The Princess and Her Knight Summary:

The Lady Knight Alexis assists a senior knight in training the newest recruit. It’s not the kind of training she was expecting.

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More knightposting. This one was so hard to write, and also before I knew it I was going on about what the political atmosphere of the setting for this PWP is 😂 ***

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Original Work Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Original Female Character(s)/Original Male Character(s) Characters: Original Characters Additional Tags: Lady Knight x Other Knights, Extremely Dubious Consent, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Cunnilingus, Crossdressing, Forced Crossdressing, Forced Feminization, ish, There is another guy as well but his actions are barely described for what it's worth Series: Part 2 of The Princess and Her Knight Summary:

The Lady Knight Alexis assists a senior knight in training the newest recruit. It's not the kind of training she was expecting.

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the issue with writing for yourself is that you will get sucked into rereading your own fic over and over and pretend it’s “editing,” but really you’re just reading because it’s exactly what you want to read. because you wrote it. for you.

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Just found this rec of my fic! Thank you so much for thinking of it (7 months ago)!

Reblog this with a Wolfstar fic rec that is (a) not written by you and (b) under 300 kudos.

I'll go first...

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I’ve been obsessed with the knightposting on here and had to write a fic. Enjoy!

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Original Work Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Original Characters Additional Tags: Princess x Lady Knight, Dubious Consent, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Vaginal Fingering, Massage Series: Part 1 of The Princess and Her Knight Summary:

Princess Iselde notices how attractive her newly appointed guardian knight is and decides to get to know her more intimately.

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I’ve been obsessed with the knightposting on here and had to write a fic. Enjoy!

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Original Work Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Original Characters Additional Tags: Princess x Lady Knight, Dubious Consent, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Vaginal Fingering, Massage Series: Part 1 of The Princess and Her Knight Summary:

Princess Iselde notices how attractive her newly appointed guardian knight is and decides to get to know her more intimately.

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!!!!!!! What an honor to have a fic of mine podficced! Thank you so much!

Cake co. is one of the bright spots of my HP writing, and I am so glad to see that people are still reading and enjoying it 🍰

WEEK 3 - HAPPY ACE WEEK

A Tale of Duty, Friendship, and ... Love?  by MidnightStargazer (rating M)

Summary: Asexual newlyweds navigate married life and pure-blood society during the first war. The relationship that develops between them isn't what they were told to expect, and nothing they try has the power to change that, not even Amortentia. Yet, still, they do grow to love each other in their own way.

Cake co. by toutcequonveut - a Podfic by Cailynwrites (rating T)

Summary: Draco is the ace of cakes! Or: the story of how Draco Malfoy goes from war criminal to baker incredible, makes some unexpected friendships, and learns more about himself along the way. A journey of growth told through cake.

You can just talk, and I'll stare at your mouth by xXXJamesHotterXXx (rating G)

Summary: Prompt #37 Ace!Peter Pettigrew who has a romantic crush on a Hufflepuff (featuring cheerleaders James Potter and Sirius Black who just want their friend to he happy)

title from Risk by Gracie Abrams

Joy Incarnate by Anonymous (rating G)

Summary: Narcissa Black is going to be married next year. This is the fulfillment of her duties as a daughter of the House of Black, and she ought to be ecstatic.

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that feel when you realize that every single one of your images on ao3 is a dead link now and replacing them is going to take SO LONG 😩

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WRONG BLOG, KRONK!!!!

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Hiiiii!!

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers 🥰

Hello! Thank you for tagging me!

Most of my fics are old now…ahhhh…..but some of them do hold up quite well! It was so hard to choose just five ToT

These Side Characters Are Enjoying a Holiday - fanfic of @bafflinghaze ’s magnificent original fic and also what I've written most recently :')

eat a mango, gift a garden - original fic whose purpose was to satisfy food cravings in fic form, co-written with @bafflinghaze

Thrice-Chosen Princess - Breath of the Wild but without disaster, fun and fluff edition

Tiger Potter series - “what if Harry Potter was a trans girl” retelling

Farm to Banquet Table - original fic, fluff transmigration food-filled fic

Thanks again for the tag! It was fun diving into the past a little :D

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A fanfic of @bafflinghaze‘s epic These Side Characters Have More Important Things To Do featuring me writing about characters in a city I’ve never been in and, as always, MANY descriptions of food.

No background knowledge of the original fic needed to enjoy this, but go check it out if you haven’t already!

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Original Work Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Original Male Character/Original Male Character Characters: Ren Xiyang, Rian Azure Additional Tags: Isekai and Transmigration, Tourism, Slice of Life, Fluff, One Shot, Food, gratuitous descriptions of food, I Made Myself Hungry Writing This Summary:

Ren Xiyang and Rian Azure wake in a new world. They decide to make the best of it.

Featuring: lots of fluff, lots of flirting, lots of food

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🥹🥹🥹🥹

Sweet is the fortune you give me

toutcequonveut  @cequonveut

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter Additional Tags: Romance, Fluff, Humor, Getting Together, One Shot, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Sugar Daddy, Sugar Daddy Draco Malfoy, POV Draco Malfoy, Trans Draco Malfoy, Trans Male Draco Malfoy, FtM Draco Malfoy, Dom/sub Undertones, Top Draco Malfoy, Bottom Harry Potter, Dirty Talk, Praise Kink, Domestic Fluff, Domestic, Strap-Ons

Summary:

Draco has worked hard to overcome his post-war struggles and is now the successful and proud owner of his own chain of Potions shops. Who cares if he’s lonely? Certainly not him!

Then one day he comes across Harry Potter, Saviour of the Wizarding World, do-gooder to outshine all gooders and hero of the people—on the street without a Knut to his name.

What else can Draco do but take him in?

Excerpt:

Drawings. Harry had been working on drawings. More significantly, the drawings were mostly of Draco.

“You… made these?”

“Yeah.” Harry looked away, clearly embarrassed by his art. “It’s something I got into recently in Ron and Hermione’s flat with no job or anything to do all day. You don’t need much to doodle, and Hermione’s always got bits of paper or parchment lying around. They’re probably not any good…”

“Harry, these are incredible. You really have a way of capturing mood and emotion on the page. These…” Draco swallowed, traced the line of his neck in one of the sketches, and did not say aloud, These look like they were made by someone who loves me.

“Well. Thanks. Anyway, what I wanted to show you was here.” He flipped to a page and turned the book around.

On a page opposite doodles of Draco’s profile and sleeping face (when did Harry see that?), drawings of every flower in the garden complete with their meanings, and a drawing of Draco with a flower crown and the caption “Would look very cute! Must try. Maybe when he’s asleep?”, there were some very telling illustrations. Inky lines captured images of clasped hands, of not just Draco but also Harry himself sitting beside each other, looking at each other, eating together at a simple table, and sharing light kisses on each others’ cheeks.

In short, Harry had drawn himself and Draco sharing domestic bliss.

It made Draco feel as if his heart were about to squeeze into oblivion. He didn’t need to hear Harry’s reply; he could see the truth of Harry’s feelings right there on the page.

He looked up. Harry stood straight, eyes fixed on the corner where wall met ceiling. Slowly, Draco rose, setting the sketchbook down gently on the sofa cushion. Then, so, so gently, he took Harry’s hands in his, drawing him close.

“If we start this, you should know that I’m a selfish bastard and I don’t let go easily,” Draco warned.

“Fine by me,” Harry replied, winding his arms around Draco’s waist. He looked up at Draco, eyes shining. “I don’t want to be let go.”

And finally, finally, their lips came together. It was brief and chaste, but Draco still felt that it was probably the best kiss in the world because it was a kiss with Harry. He smiled against Harry’s lips and decided the best way to be sure was for the two of them to kiss many more times.

So they did.

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A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror

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Latest chapter of my @hpkinktober fic is out! This is for the prompt Felix Felicis and features trans man Harry trying out a unique solution to a semi-continuing problem in his and Draco’s sex life 😏

Read it here on Ao3

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Next chapter of my @hpkinktober fic is up for the prompt ‘Hogwarts Express’!

Read it here

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Next chapter of my @hpkinktober fic is up for the prompt ‘Hogwarts Express’!

Read it here