celestine-witch
My Nonensical Constellation
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Uhhh yes. She/It/They 🏳️‍⚧️transfem/nb/sapphic🏳️‍🌈 Welcome to my domain of eclectic tomfoolery, I will not pretend there is a coherent theme here because there isn't.
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celestine-witch · 11 hours ago
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do you think that if leblanc was real (and swain wasn't) + there weren't any other people she was hellbent on killing, she'd do internet scams?
as a feminist, i believe that women can do internet scams AND kill people and they shouldn't be forced to choose between just one or another
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celestine-witch · 11 hours ago
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County roads
Full of holes
On the route
I need to go
Road construction
Lane obstruction
Let me go
County roads
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celestine-witch · 15 hours ago
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lol. lmao
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celestine-witch · 15 hours ago
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you know shits bad when every post you see is "its gonna be okay" "please dont kill yourself" "we can get through this"
why does it feel like i should hold a funeral for the country i live in
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celestine-witch · 15 hours ago
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(copied from @dxckiii on Twitter) this could literally change everything.
They have begun a recount process. WAKE UP YOUR NEVADA FRIENDS AND MAKE SURE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM CHECK iwillvote.com to make sure their ballot was counted. if it says it was denied, they need to call immediately.
Don't scroll past this. If there's any chance someone from Nevada is following you, they need to see it. Get this as far as possible. Be loud. I know it's easy to feel hopeless right now; god knows I was crying my eyes out for a good chunk of last night, but if there's even a shred of action we can take, we can't let it slip by.
If you know anyone in Nevada, please share this with them. Reblog it. Spread it far and wide, ASAP.
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celestine-witch · 15 hours ago
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reblog and share immediately
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celestine-witch · 15 hours ago
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celestine-witch · 15 hours ago
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In case anyone is having a bad night:
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
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celestine-witch · 22 hours ago
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t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....
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celestine-witch · 22 hours ago
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i ended up being too exhausted today and just needed to chill the fuck out but i have Got to draw something gay soon. really feeling the lesbian & womanly spite boiling over in my body. god damn it i will continue to be a queer woman
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celestine-witch · 22 hours ago
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celestine-witch · 23 hours ago
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useless gays.. (affectionate)
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celestine-witch · 23 hours ago
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shot through the heart
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celestine-witch · 1 day ago
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Atheneid, Chapter 4: Familiar
Ithaca welcomes a pair of special visitors from Argos.
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celestine-witch · 1 day ago
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Ok I did the thing
Don't look at it too hard
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celestine-witch · 1 day ago
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Hermes said “remember every trick in your domain for this” thinking Odysseus would be tricky, and forgot that Odysseus is also a fighter and woke up choosing violence
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celestine-witch · 1 day ago
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Every day is a reason to celebrate 🥂🥳
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