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okay i know this was a while ago but WHAT is going on now it's even worse. (Etho's allied with everyone, but the Tuff Guys aren't really allied to each other? Grian's allies died and he allied with Martyn? but Martyn killed Skizz? and Jimmy was allied with Ren but also very much not so? and Joel is allied with Lizzie in BAM but BAM isn't allied with them? where does Big B stand with the 4gs and Renwood?)
The more we get into the life series the more everyone adapts to an "every man for himself" mentality. They've seen each other lie and betray so often they learn to expect it and distance themselves from everyone. They saw Dogwarts and the AHA crew. They know large alliances don't last. They know that keeping their ties light allows them to move freely, and moving freely has proved the only way to win.
Every winner after the first game (Scott, Pearl, Martyn, and Scar) all won with no alliances.
Scott's final words were, "It's just me and Binkie (his axolotl), we finally did it."
Pearl cut off everyone she had in double life, even her own soulmate.
Martyn killed Scott, his one ally, with no hesitation in order to win.
Scar went through the whole season without a team.
Alliances lead to betrayal, betrayal leads to mistrust, mistrust leads to loneliness, loneliness leads to alliances, but they remember the betrayal and betrayal leads to mistrust etc.
They're all willing to turn on each other at a moment's notice. The wild cards only fuel the chaos of the season that would've already been a free-for-all.
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Your a faggot kill ur elf
the fuck did my elf do
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kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'
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I think Jimmy should win wildlife and get to Canary for the rest of the life series that come after, except it's, like, his choice. He's impowering himself...
"I've seen the end of this, and good God I don't want to see it again. Instead I shall retake my old title, and take the brunt of the mental torture, just to spare everyone else from this curse. I shall sing my songs of warning and breath in the poison so everyone may have the chance to reach their full potential. Give me your pain, I will take it away. Do not worry for me."
GRAHHBJJ
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Is anyone gonna parallel Pearl giving two of her lives to Scott (which led to him winning) and Pearl giving the totem she risked her life to pick up to Impulse (in the hopes he will win) or is it just me in the asylum?
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lizzie is such a funny mcyt because her characterization to ME is that she's as good at the game as is funniest for the bit. if it is funniest for her to Die Instantly, well then, rip her. however, if she has recently Died Instantly, and it would be WAY FUNNIER for everyone to constantly fail to kill her, well then. this is when you must fear her. because the only things lizzie has more of than "paranoia" and "weird scams"? that's right. it's the bit. and what on this planet is more powerful than the bit?
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doomed yuri this, doomed yaoi that, Arcane offers u doomed straight
also timebomb is such a dope ship name wth
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The thing that hurts the most is everyone seemed to be happy or at least find some new purpose at the end, except Ekko. He never got a chance to tell the powder in his universe his feelings, but we know she’s alive if yall were paying attention to the ending and the scene were cait was looking at the vents so…there’s still hope for our little man.
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Himiko is obviously the big spoon because she has zero sense of space and will sleep clinging to ochako even if it's hot and they wake up stuck together
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alright so my dad will stay dead silent throughout a meal, not really responding to anything I’m sharing about my life, only to chip in halfway through with “humanity is inherently selfish in nature.”
how do you even work with that???? I just said “no it’s not, dad,” and he looked at the wall instead of responding, and then went right back into uncomfortable silence. but like christ, man, I wouldn’t have had a multi-city (and multi-NATIONAL) team working to resurrect my tiny ugly kitten from a previously incurable condition if the nature of humanity was inherently selfish. nobody had to do all that. nobody has to do anything at all, and yet!
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The moon is awesome. I named myself after it. Be more like the moon guys.
<3
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OH OH and... it's so cute that everyone was like Lol she's picked up on your bad habits friede, but also i'm genuinely really emotional about liko not telling everyone about the conversation she had with amethio - even when she tells everyone that gibeon is amethio's grandfather, she doesn't divulge any further personal information concerning amethio's goals/ambitions or feelings, and it's so obvious from both that and amethio not showing up in the montage of the "rotten" explorers that liko's perspective on amethio has changed and she is being considerate of his feelings. sigh. sigh. i love them
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