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cazxdor · 5 years ago
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not depicted: the full five minutes everyone spent trying to discern whether or not helena pierce had visible teeth
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cazxdor · 5 years ago
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the original vault hunters
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cazxdor · 5 years ago
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cazxdor · 5 years ago
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“ The hell do you mean ‘that’s what they call me’?   That your name or what ? “
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cazxdor · 6 years ago
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💥 No Rest For The Wicked 💥
on twitter
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cazxdor · 6 years ago
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debating ... 
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cazxdor · 6 years ago
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y’all motherfuckers really put my boy back in his dominatrix mask, huh????
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cazxdor · 6 years ago
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bl3 when or i fuckign shoot
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cazxdor · 7 years ago
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“ It’s fuckin’ cold. “
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cazxdor · 7 years ago
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splicingvaulthunter reblogged your post:“ … No. “
“What? All I asked for was a sample of your avian compatriot’s blood. It’s not that big a loss, correct?”
“ Dunno.   ... I guess I could take some of your blood. However much   I decide I need. See how big of a loss it is for you. “
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cazxdor · 7 years ago
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“ ... No. “
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cazxdor · 7 years ago
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balancingpcint replied to your post: balancingpcint replied to your post: ...
Hey hey hey, are you talking shit about my blind eye and my deaf ear? I will fuck you and your bird UP, Mordecai. Well, hurry the FUCK up, dumb shit. I don’t have all day to wait around. I actually have shit to do.
Uh huh. Okay. Talon missed you too. Just make sure your guys don’t try to shoot me again and I’ll be there before you know it.
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cazxdor · 7 years ago
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balancingpcint replied to your post: I'll be here. What the fuck are you talking about?...
Your dumb, cute bird isn’t scary. You know what is scary? Me, with an axe and nothing else. You’re on your way, right?
Yeah, so long as they don’t sneak up on you and you can sort of figure out where they are, right? I bet my bird’s killed half as many people as you have, man. And so you don’t throw a fit, yeah.
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cazxdor · 7 years ago
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phasewalkin:
I hope you didn’t bet any money on that because you’re gonna lose in two years from now. That’s gonna be sad. I mean, you’re not gonna know if I drank some of it or not. So you’ll be the one who’ll lose.
C’mon. You know I only bet on things that win. -- And you! For not getting to drink the rest of it! Lose-lose game here. 
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cazxdor · 7 years ago
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I'll be here. What the fuck are you talking about? You are always the one going off and doing secret sniper shit, too scared to show your face up close to the enemy. Anyway, come on, come here. This king is lonely.
“Too scared to show your face”. You wanna see scared, you see my bird be the last thing some bandit idiot with a half decent pistol sees. That’s who’s scared.
But, okay. You want me to show my face? I can show you my face.  // @balancingpcint
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cazxdor · 7 years ago
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phasewalkin:
You’ll never catch me doing that, stop reflecting your issues on me. I mean, I could have the self control to save some of that great booze, or I could be a bitch and set it on fire in front of you. Decisions are hard sometimes.
Uh huh. I gave you five years to do it three years ago, so I still got time. ... Okay, but if you burn it up then no one can drink it. Then no one wins, Lilith. 
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cazxdor · 7 years ago
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Yeah, because I'm judge, jury and executioner on my island, honey. Of course I have missed you, you are the only one who puts up with me, and it's not because I'm threatening you with your life. Echo calls aren't fun-- I can't see your ugly face from here. Come visit.
Half the people whose lives you threaten don’t put up with you anyway, amigo. Besides, I wanna make sure you got something worth my while at your island first. You gonna be there this time, or are you gonna be off doing some big secret thing? // @balancingpcint
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