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I couldn't have said it better myself.
#I'm so tired#unless someone seems like they're intentionally trying to misunderstand you#assume they have good intentions#if you realize it's a waste of time so be it - move on
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*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you
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Demonstrating the rope dart (繩標; sheng2biao1)
[eng by me]
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#I've been switching over to mens t-shirts#b/c they're often less transparent and feel more substantial
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guys. please
#I have finch and I love that lil bastard#his name is Bean and I'm working on getting all the different shades of brown#b/c it makes him look like he's a bird version of a chocolate easter bunny
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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you
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gotta hand it to wicked because if a random salesman from fuckass Kansas in the early 1900s got isekaid into a world where everyone was convinced he was a wizard he WOULD immediately invent fascism
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did yall hear about the carnivorous squirrels theyve got out in california
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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel
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