cavydude
The 100th Monkey Effect
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Hey, my name is Joe, a professional code-monkey of Ohio, USAmurika. Est. 1993.
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cavydude · 4 days ago
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cavydude · 6 days ago
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Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation
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cavydude · 6 days ago
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FMA is fascinating because there aren't many works about what it means to be an atheist and a heretic to a god that you can not only see, but who has personally snatched body parts off of your living body and made fun of you for it.
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cavydude · 7 days ago
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cavydude · 7 days ago
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Post is set for a week, let's see how it goes...
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cavydude · 9 days ago
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you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?
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cavydude · 9 days ago
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If scientists can make a plastic eating bacteria, why can't they make an asphalt eating one as well??
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cavydude · 20 days ago
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cavydude · 24 days ago
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i know my mutuals so whenever i see a horny post im like. *sigh* which republican senator is this about this time
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cavydude · 25 days ago
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You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY
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cavydude · 25 days ago
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cavydude · 30 days ago
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"SMU death penalty 1987"
No I will not be explaining this. tagging @agnol117 @zalosta @ultipoter @honeysuckle-fae
last google search, go
um. Tag four people.
what do they make sewer tunnels out of
@ncc1701ohno @affixjoy @the-magpieprince @twinkboimler
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cavydude · 1 month ago
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having to internalize the gender binary again so I can learn a new Romance language
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cavydude · 1 month ago
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We all got that one vassal who's read a few too many warrior tales... Trying to get a little freaky with it on the down low... Won't shut up about his loyalty unto death... Saying shit like "my liege, I am your blade...." Bitch I sent you to guard my isolated holdings in the eastern provinces for a reason!!!!!!! #REBLOG!!!!!
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cavydude · 1 month ago
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Local twitch streamer polls his audience to determine whether he lets a child die or not
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cavydude · 1 month ago
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Full Newsletter from Global Tetrahedron Here
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cavydude · 1 month ago
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Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom
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