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whats the fucking point of having laws if people can keep making led headlights
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i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real
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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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stuck in the time loop but i just use it as a free day off. im not even trying to get out. i am teaching myself to knit. i am crocheting. i am cooking. not even doing anything crazy. just escaping capitalism for a week. day 375 and im not sure what lesson it's trying to teach but i've taught myself to hand make lace so all is well
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The flip side of “cleanse diets don’t do anything” is that if you tried a cleanse diet and you did experience a notable reduction in fatigue, joint pain, and general blarginess, you need to talk to an allergy specialist, because there’s nearly a 100% chance that means you have an undiagnosed allergy to some component of your customary diet.
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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Indexes Purchased with funds provided by the William Talbott Hillman Foundation © Emmet Gowin, courtesy Pace/MacGill Gallery, New York
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Beauty and the Beast dir. Gary Trousdale, Kirk Wise | 1991
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