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...rude

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I sometimes forget that Gideon Emery voiced Urianger in ARR before it switched to Timothy Watson in Heavensward onward.

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gauging interest

“Sy!” The panic and fear in Mike’s voice had him jumping up from the chair and running out of the cabin, seeing the younger man racing towards him, a woman in his arms. Blood coated his hands, splattered across his bare chest, a pair of grey sweatpants low on his hips, and his feet bare. The woman was unmoving in his arms, her eyes closed and he could see blood on her pale skin.

“Mikey!” Sy yelled, running towards him, “What the fuck happened!”

“I was out for a run--and she was just there--and I--oh god, I think I killed her!” Mike said, his voice breaking.

“Walter!” Sy called out and the other man ran from the cabin, going to them and taking in the scene.

“Give her to me, Mike.” Walter said but his grip on her tightened, “Michael, I need to look her over, you have to give her to me.”

“Mikey.” Sy said, reaching out and holding his shoulder and Mike nodded, gently passing her off to Walter who brought her back into the cabin. “Now, tell me what happened.”

“I was shifted and I was running, and you know how shit gets intense on a full moon.” He said and Sy nodded, “I smelled food and I went towards it and she was just there and I couldn’t stop myself, I tried to stop myself but I just…”

“Deep breaths, kid, don’t need you hittin’ the deck.” Sy said and Mike nodded, taking in deep shaky breaths to try to calm himself.

“I attacked her, oh god, I tore into her.” Mike said and Sy sighed, running a hand over his buzzed hair. “I snapped out of it tasting blood and I shifted back and she was laying there so still and I just picked her up and came back here.”

“You did good doin’ that. We’ll be able to take care of her here.” Sy said.

“What if she’s dead, Sy?! What if I killed her?!” Mike said, his voice bordering on hysteric as he stared down at his blood-covered shaking hands. “August and Geralt are going to kill me, oh god.”

“Look at me, Mikey.” Sy said, reaching out to hold his shoulders again, “Mike, look at me.” He did and Sy made sure to keep eye contact with him. “We’ll get it figured out, okay? It’s going to be okay. Walt’s lookin’ her over right now, we’ll do what we can for her. The only thing you can do right now is go inside and get cleaned up, okay?”

“Yeah,” He said nodding, “Yeah, okay.” Mike walked away from him, heading back into the cabin and Sy stood outside for a few more moments, breathing in the night air before looking up at the heavy moon in the sky.

“Motherfucker.”

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Gauging interest

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“Sy!” The panic and fear in Mike’s voice had him jumping up from the chair and running out of the cabin, seeing the younger man racing towards him, a woman in his arms. Blood coated his hands, splattered across his bare chest, a pair of grey sweatpants low on his hips, and his feet bare. The woman was unmoving in his arms, her eyes closed and he could see blood on her pale skin.

“Mikey!” Sy yelled, running towards him, “What the fuck happened!”

“I was out for a run--and she was just there--and I--oh god, I think I killed her!” Mike said, his voice breaking.

“Walter!” Sy called out and the other man ran from the cabin, going to them and taking in the scene.

“Give her to me, Mike.” Walter said but his grip on her tightened, “Michael, I need to look her over, you have to give her to me.”

“Mikey.” Sy said, reaching out and holding his shoulder and Mike nodded, gently passing her off to Walter who brought her back into the cabin. “Now, tell me what happened.”

“I was shifted and I was running, and you know how shit gets intense on a full moon.” He said and Sy nodded, “I smelled food and I went towards it and she was just there and I couldn’t stop myself, I tried to stop myself but I just…”

“Deep breaths, kid, don’t need you hittin’ the deck.” Sy said and Mike nodded, taking in deep shaky breaths to try to calm himself.

“I attacked her, oh god, I tore into her.” Mike said and Sy sighed, running a hand over his buzzed hair. “I snapped out of it tasting blood and I shifted back and she was laying there so still and I just picked her up and came back here.”

“You did good doin’ that. We’ll be able to take care of her here.” Sy said.

“What if she’s dead, Sy?! What if I killed her?!” Mike said, his voice bordering on hysteric as he stared down at his blood-covered shaking hands. “August and Geralt are going to kill me, oh god.”

“Look at me, Mikey.” Sy said, reaching out to hold his shoulders again, “Mike, look at me.” He did and Sy made sure to keep eye contact with him. “We’ll get it figured out, okay? It’s going to be okay. Walt’s lookin’ her over right now, we’ll do what we can for her. The only thing you can do right now is go inside and get cleaned up, okay?”

“Yeah,” He said nodding, “Yeah, okay.” Mike walked away from him, heading back into the cabin and Sy stood outside for a few more moments, breathing in the night air before looking up at the heavy moon in the sky.

“Motherfucker.”

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I added broccoli! Because I like broccoli 😂

Instructions don't change, you would just bake the broccoli at the same time as the potatoes. Same time, temp, etc. If you're using a less dense veggie (like, say, asparagus), you would add that at the same time as the fish.

Roasted Salmon and Potatoes

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F

Cut small golden potatoes (or red, your choice) into rounds, toss in olive oil and spices of choice.

Line a baking sheet with foil, once the oven is heated, spread the potatoes in a single layer on the sheet and bake for 15 minutes.

Meanwhile, pat salmon dry and cut a cross hatch pattern into the skin (don't go all the way through the filet, grooves not dissection)

After 15 minutes, move the potatoes to one side (you may need to use a spatula) place the fish skin side up in the space you just made, drizzle with olive oil and spices.

Bake for another 10-14 minutes or until the fish is 145 degrees F in the center (took me 12min for this one)

Voila! Enjoy ❤️

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"I'm just looking for a resolution, I just want to be a better human, but it's hard when everybody's acting stupid. Pardon me if that came off rude, I just have a bad attitude, with the world and not just with you, it's the side effects of abuse." -Ronnie Radke

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For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

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so I legit made my miqo just to take romancey gposes with G'raha

100% the reason I made her

and I have thins thing in my head post ShB expansion MSQ, kinda spoilery so I'll put it under the cut

Thancred tries to embarrass them like "you two have been having a lot of late night meetings." *winky face*

and she deadpans goes "yeah we've been having a lot of sex." making G'raha do a spit take of whatever it was that he's drinking.

it's been just about 200 years since he last saw her so he's kinda forgotten how she is

but Thancred...you should have known better, dude. c'mon

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have some quick and dirty gposes (quick. I don't even know how long I spent on this tweaking this pose. this is the first couples pose I did so be kind)

making out in the light of the Crystal Tower

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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Cavill-Momoa is the best bromance ♥

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Unhinged Text Posts: Lucanis/Spite Edition

Part 2

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I'm so sweaty

Send help

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have some quick and dirty gposes (quick. I don't even know how long I spent on this tweaking this pose. this is the first couples pose I did so be kind)

making out in the light of the Crystal Tower

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He heard her before he saw her, that laugh that aways felt like a gut punch, his eyes searching the bar before he even fully processed what exactly he had heard.

Holy shit. There she was. The girl next door looks had matured into striking beauty, but then it had been twenty years (or near enough not to matter) since he last saw her. She stopped straightening her hair he noticed, the waves and curls going down her back that were tamed but not styled.

Same smile, though. Same laugh. Same skin that looked so soft that his fingers twitched with the want to touch it.

"All the stupid lies and the stupid games left a vacancy in this picture frame."

Shit, not this song. He had had almost a physical reaction when he first heard it, automatically thinking of her and what had happened the night he left, regret and shame burning through his chest.

"You're a fuckin' monster!" He yelled, making her flinch. "You're not even fuckin' human!"

"Bryan, p-please." Tears welled in her eyes but he didn't notice, didn't notice the pain he was causing her. "I'm not a monster, I'm still me. Please, can we just...sit and talk about this? I don't--I don't want you to leave for Basic tomorrow with this hanging over us."

"Are you fuckin' serious?" He asked, "You just told me you're a--fuck, Bethany!"

"I know, I know, but I need you to understand that I'm not a monster, I would never hurt you or anyone. I should have told you before now, I know, before we got serious, but I just couldn't--please can we just talk about it?"

"There's nothing to fuckin' talk about." He growled out, gesturing angrily and making her flinch again, tears flowing freely down her face now. "You're a fuckin' monster. That's all there is to it." He turned to leave but her fingers wrapped around his wrist.

"Bryan, please--" He ripped his arm out of her grasp, almost hitting her in the process.

"Don't you fuckin' touch me, you fuckin' freak."

That was the last time he saw her, leaving her crying in the park where they had so many dates, had their first kiss, where he first told her he loved her.

He moved through the crowd, his feet moving of their own accord and soon he was near her.

"Hey, Beth." He said and she flinched as if his words struck her. She just gave him a look over his shoulder, pain entering her eyes before they hardened.

"Ooh, who's this, Bethany?" One of her friends giggled. He didn't recognize her so she wasn't a local.

"No one." Bethany said simply. "I'm leaving."

"Beth, please." Sy said but she ignored him, walking away, ignoring her friends too as they yelled after her. He followed her without thinking, keeping her in sight as she left the bar. "Bethany!" Catching up to her, he grabbed her arm but she pulled it out of his hand, turning on him.

"Don't you fucking touch me." She hissed and hearing his own words back at him, whether she meant it or not, made him wince.

"Beth, please. I just wanna talk."

"Now you want to talk?" She asked, "Now you do. You had your chance two decades ago, Bryan, and you walked away."

"I know."

"You walked away from me! I laid everything out to you and you walked away!" Her voice broke and he reached for her but she backed away from him. "Fuck, I thought I was past this."

"I hurt you, I know. I'm so sorry, Beth. It's been killin' me every day for twenty years what I said to you. I knew I had made a mistake the moment I got home, but I--it was all still new, it was all still fresh, and after I left things, you wouldn't've wanted to talk to me."

"You could have at least tried." She said and he sighed, his eyes closing.

"I know and I'm sorry I didn't."

"You called me a monster." She said, a tear rolling down her face and this time she didn't back away when he reached for her, wiping it away with the pad of his thumb.

"I was a fuckin' idiot. Baby, please, I missed you so much. Every day." She started crying harder, her arms holding her stomach protectively and he stepped into her. "I'm bleedin' without you, Beth. I tried to move on, but it always felt wrong because it wasn't you."

"Bryan, I--"

"If you got someone, tell me, and I'll go. I'll leave you be."

"I--I don't." She said, shaking her head and he couldn't stop the smile from stretching over his face, hope blooming in his chest. "I could never--no one else ever--I wanted to hate you so much, but I couldn't." Taking her chin in his fingers, he leaned in, the first touch of his lips against her skin making her gasp, her breath leaving in a shuddering sigh as he kissed away her tears gently.

"I promise, you ain't ever gonna cry because of me again." He said and there was a moments hesitation before he pressed his lips to hers, the familiar feel of them making him groan. Her hands slid over his tshirt as she returned the kiss, resting her arms on his shoulders and he pulled her against his, parting her lips and deepening the kiss, catching the shiver that ran down her spine. "I love you, Beth."

"I love you too." She said when she pulled away to look at him, the color of her eyes vivid, the light from the bar catching them and making the pupils shine silver.

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This is why mom veers into Not Safe territory. She's doing great, hasn't made me feel like shit in a while, and then---

*tire squeal*

Right onto the Not Safe list along with my dad and my ex.