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Guess. Fucking. Who.

Hello bitches,

We noticed that we have our first bunch of followers. Tell your friends, tell your loser boyfriend, even tell your fucking mom. We have some special stories and bitchy secrets to share with you all once we reach 50 followers. Trust us... they're fucking epic. For now follow us on twitter at @CatCashCoke for a quick fix of CCC badness.

Stealth like a cat, in pursuit of cash and coke cause we feel like it. Catch ya lata bitches.

Kisses, -CCC

[catcashcoke-blog]

The Genesis

3 bitches, a drunken brunch- the hangover so bad our only choice was to get drunker. After doing a quick recap of the hysteria from the night before (although relatively tame... you ain't seen nothin' yet), discussing a previous blackout threesome loud enough that the entire tourist filled restaurant heard (the Midwestern house wives got the hell outta dodge), and ordering more champagne we came up... with this.

We decided, somebody needs to share in our wayward ways. Not as a way to justify ourselves, but to show the people of this fucked up world that you can indeed party your ass off and wake up the next morning and take the world by storm. You can, in fact, have your cake and eat it too, and I'm not just saying that cause I like cake.

It is our FIRM (and bitchy) belief that although we live in a male driven society... the bitches have the power. Follow us as we master the art world, make memories, make art, and surely- make a fucking mess.

Meeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwww -CCC

[catcashcoke-blog]

Allow me to introduce myself...

A drunken male asshole? Nothing compared to a wasted jaded bitch. Men are never the ones with the balls. Fuck Tucker Max. He’s got it all wrong.

We’re tired of hearing about “bad bitches”, who are actually super lame nothing.  We work hard, play harder.  These are our stories on our trip through college, work, men, and women, all on the way to WORLD DOMINATION.  This is our perspective, told with truth, hilarity, bitchiness, and badassery (soon to be a real verb).

Stealth like a kitty cat, in pursuit of cash, and coke cause we feel like it.

Tucker, Obviously they serve champagne in hell.

-CCC