this was supposed to be a horny sideblog. it still is, but i drastically overestimated my ability to be horny. enjoy me making jokes out of my inconsistent libido
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why elves. aren't they just girls but like. long in the wrong way
what's wrong with girls who are long in the wrong way
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i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something
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Women are always casting fire spells at me that only burn away clothes for some reason
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ugh fine. i'll go jerk off to something unethical and gross
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I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message
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At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is baely alive
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You shut up and show your nanna some respect, she knows what she's talking about.
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i think if you put this exact woman in a blockbuster summer action masterpiece in 2025 it would trigger an incel bomb threat campaign
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Happy Halloween!! 🎃🕷️
An art trade with HannesFkrT
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i promise i'm gonna answer that kink tier list ask one day but i do still fear judgement so y'all gotta wait a minute while i get over that
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Cupcake reference sheet
At long last here’s cupcake’s reference sheet! feel free to draw her to your hearts content
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