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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

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respectfully sir. What??

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i love when a song is an acquired taste. you can listen to something once and go huh. there's something here even if im not quite ready for it yet. and you listen a couple more times. and then bam a couple weeks or months or years later you listen, youve finally worn the song in and it's the most beautiful thing you've ever heard

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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i may not be the prettiest or the smartest or the funniest but i sure am the sleepiest

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kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

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if you bite my shoulder while i’m fucking you i am not responsible for what happens next (pounding you into the mattress)

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to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

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human brain angiogram, 2023 young bare-branched oak, 2016

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Departing

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