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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

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i’ve been laughing at this for literally like 20 minutes

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Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck

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Evanescence: These wounds won’t seem to heal, this pain is just too real, There’s just too much that time cannot erase

12 year old me:

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Yeah that tracks

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From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944

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curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

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First time posting my knitting to tumblr. Look at my Bug Son

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Hannah’s brother and Nicky D should date

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hannah is sweet but quitting your job for love is blind is wild and i simply cannot help but judge that

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reunion garret kinda gave me the ick with his reaction to the nick and hannah disagreement tbh 😭

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They’re always on my mind ᯓᡣ𐭩

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Live Laugh Love Tomoe🤍

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I don't care what your perception of the female body has been warped into by the media and advertising prevalent in culture. eat some goddamn carbs