Quotes and all sorts of shenanigans from various games we play. Mod G is the player, Mod B is the navigator. 🔥Assassin's Creed Valhalla🔥
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“Thank god I’m out of that cishet nightmare.”
—Finally leaving Asgard and becoming fem Eivor again
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“Thank god I’m out of that cishet nightmare.”
—Finally leaving Asgard and becoming fem Eivor again
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“My caribou is stuck. Apparently caribou can’t climb trees. I mean stairs!”
—Mod G trying to ride Willy nilly through Asgard
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“He wanted the end zone, but he got the friend zone.”
—Mod G not about to shag Vili
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Casually “borrowing” a fat horse.
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Sciropescire
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King of the Hill đź‘‘
#ac: valhalla#ac eivor#assassin's creed#assassin’s creed valhalla#valhalla spoilers#casual gayming#king of the hill
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Finishing the Miracle quest helping the blind man and the lame man help each other. Walking back to our horse and these fools JUMP ON OUR HORSE AND RIDE OFF???? EXCUSE???? SIRS?????????
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Mod G: Oh no she’s shagging m- no wait, I meant shanking. She’s shanking me.
Mod B: I dont think you’d mind if she was shagging you tbh
Mod G: just because I’m a floozy doesn’t mean I’m not perticular!
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Let the memes begin!
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Mod G: I try to be respectful of peoples houses when I break in
Mod B: you’re a VIKING
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“Vikings gonna vike.”
—Mod G after Eivor aggressively murders animals
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“Ew, is that moldy chee— yep.”
-Mod G looking through the inventory
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“He tried to kick me but he missed because he is rude.”
—Mod g fighting the Elk of Bloody Peaks
#assassin’s creed valhalla#ac eivor#ac: valhalla#valhalla spoilers#elk of bloody peaks#casual gayming
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First viewpoint!
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So the journey begins...
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Mod G makes Elpis new Archon in Atlantis, chooses romantic option: *finger guns*
Mod B: Ooo got yourself a BIG lady now!
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