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Castlevania AU

Where everything is the same but Dracula wears this:

Trevor wears this: 

Sypha wears this:

and Alucard wears this: 

That is all. Thank you.

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Castlevania S02 (2018)

favourite aesthetic shots

(+ s01)

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you can spend so long in the castle that you forget how the sun feels. 

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my boy… i’m…. i’m killing my boy… lisa. i’m killing our boy… we painted this room, we… made these toys. it’s our boy lisa… your greatest gift to me, and i’m killing him… i must already be dead.

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my boy…. i’m…. i’m killing my boy…. lisa. i’m killing our boy…

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To reiterate what I said last year: Trevor Belmont is the most relatable character to be in anything ever.

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Soon!!!!

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This fandom has gone to shit but I'm here for it

Dracula: I’m gonna kill all of Wallachia

Alucard: Why?

Dracula: Your mother was like 80% of my impulse control

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Castlevania <3

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Haiku #12: The Testicles

Target of all kicks.

Sharp pain. Head about to burst.

Please. Leave them alone.

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Castlevania

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these are messy but i’m laughing really hard over “hotel castlevania”

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Hadn’t uploaded this one here lmfao

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dracula: but what reason could you ever have to love humanity??

alucard:

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he’s 4

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Trevor: [drunk] Hey, who’d win in a fight, me or a gorilla?

Alucard: Gorilla.

Trevor: No, me VERSUS Gorilla.

Sypha: Gorilla.

Trevor: No, but in a contest.

Alucard: Gorilla.

Trevor: But in a competition.

Sypha: Um… Gorilla.

Trevor: You don’t get it. [continues to drink]