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I have a long flight tomorrow and I'm kinda nervous

(I'm making the Basterds on tomodachi life 💕)

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It's 4/20, know what that means? Shootin' Nazis (in video games)!

What, did you think I was gonna talk about the other thing? Certainly not with democracy on the line, and fascist trash emerging all over the place anew. Assuming something more important doesn't happen, I suggest playing your choice of Wolfenstein or similar.

I also accept the watching of media where these scumbags get what they deserve. Behold, one of the finest moments in film...

And I mean, hey, if you wanna ALSO partake in that other activity, that's cool, you're free to do so! In some places, anyways. Just make sure those dog-whistlin' assholes who "celebrate" this day know we know what they're doin'.. and are responding in kind.

Make Blazkowicz proud, ya'll.

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Modern Family 1x06

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my husband (fictional) has went off to war (isn't real) and i am patiently waiting his return... (he died in canon)

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Low self esteem struck again so I made this (also I just rewatched Inglourious Basterds... as a friend brilliantly put it: "what a fucked up movie")

Actual picture of me watching IB for the hundredth time

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One of my fav pics of him

The happiest of birthdays to the Bear Jew himself, Eli Roth!

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The Normal Heart + Favorite Quotes

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selfshippers!! if you have an f/o that doesn't speak your first language, imagine them secretly taking some time to learn how to say "i love you" in it! maybe they don't just learn that, but learn some conversation stuff as well :3

they didn't tell you that they were doing this of course, they wanted to surprise you. so one day they randomly come up to you and out of nowhere tell you that they love you, but this time in your native language!

were they nervous when they approached you or were they confident they're gonna do well? did they say everything correctly or did they end up completely butchering the pronunciation? :3

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The Punisher S1 Ep12 // Daredevil: Born Again S1 Ep09

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frank killing his fanboys

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— F. Scott Fitzgerald, from The Love of the Last Tycoon (via lunamonchtuna)

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Behold, 🏳️‍🌈gayliens🏳️‍⚧️

Lilo and Stitch, (2002)

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Donny Donowitz (Inglourious Basterds)

"Boston Jew that goes around bashing Nazi's heads in with a baseball bat"

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Watch over me

Lead me far from my surrounding

Take over me

Over every rushing memory

If only for a moment

Oh, this could be my last chance

Art by @/VitorusArt

Doodles under the cut

Pic 1: about as intimidating as a wet tissue

Pic 2 is based on a real photo of a protester. I just changed the signs a bit 🏳️‍🌈

Pic 3: why can't life be like this

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“Donny, how much would you want to do my hair for my wedding?”

“Aww, for you, kid? Free.”

“I won’t hear of it,” Sylvia continued, admiring his work. “We’ll pay you twice your normal rate plus travel expenses.”

“Or,” Donny countered, beginning to comb out Bunny’s red locks. “You could get married in Boston. Maybe even live there. Who needs New York when you got Boston!”

“You’re not going to believe this, but…Hans wants to buy a house on Nantucket.”

Donny laughed so hard and loud, Hans came down the stairs to see what the fuss was about.

-- from Velvet Waltz, chapter 27: The Red Sea

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wattpad

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Eli Roth

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Cinematography Appreciation

Inglourious Basterds (2009)

Director: Quentin Tarantino

Cinematography by: Robert Richardson

Aspect Ratio: 2.35 : 1