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Marcus: *enrolls in King’s*

Literally everyone:

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oh look, another meme

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loser78

nice

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If your writing a book that is going to contain any sort of death of evil parts in it, listen to this song while writing those parts. It sets a great mood for that sort of thing and it’s really helped me with writing.

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personally i love making my life harder than it needs to be

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boys w/ nail polish. rb if u agree

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Where is the worst place to hide if you are having a game of hide and seek in a hospital?

The ICU

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I was today years old when I found out the bubble guppies playground was supposed to be one of those coral things fish hide in when they’re in the fish tank

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Proof that Harry cares more about quidditch and his broom than anything else at Hogwarts.

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I don’t understand why in The Maze Runner there’s no bugs and nobody has allergies. Like, I would live to see Gally eat a peanut, have an allergic reaction, flop over, and die because that would be hilarious to read/watch. And how come in The Scorch Trials nobody gets stung by a wasp. I mean, yeah, I get it, you’re starving and being chased bt Cranks but getting stung by a wasp is freaking PAINFUL!

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🎵Alexander Spamilton, my name is Alexander Spamilton🎵

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John Jay be looking like gym teachers when they tell you “we goin outside it’s not that cold”

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Remus: What’s wrong?

Sirius: *takes a long drag from a cigarette*

Sirius: My Skechers don’t light up anymore.

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You’ve heard on elf on the shelf, now get ready for...