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Two Jolly Geese Lived with Babushka
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cassey-fitzcassey · 3 months ago
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cassey-fitzcassey · 4 months ago
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It's been a week since the s2 finale, and I officially miss my dearest, loveliest, unhinged-iest show!
And while I - alas! - cannot write anything new right now for personal reasons, what I CAN DO is post my s1 poems here, teehee~
That being said, behold, Mairon's half of the "dialog".
I have spanned the eons, equal to gods in might:
Through them all I’ve carried eternal undying light.
How at times it branded me to a scorching death!
How at times it lent me the grace of a saving breath!
How at times it shone like a beacon in ghoulish dark!
How it left inside me a blinding and roaring mark!
No, we cannot hide, or escape this, or break the mould -
Our fates forever are clad in a ring of gold.
I have chosen to ravage the land and foster a strife
Where we could have broken the seal of the very life,
Our heads would have been adorned with a single crown…
But alas, one survived the storm, while the other drowned.
I can see you, barefoot, yet shrouded in golden dust,
As I crumble, and slip, and sink, where sink I must.
But descending into the dark, I will still embrace
Soaked in blood, a banner that blazons your starlight face.
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The poem is originally written in Russian, but the translation is as close as is possible with poetry (courtesy of my friend Elwing92).
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cassey-fitzcassey · 4 months ago
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I have many names 🥺👉👈
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cassey-fitzcassey · 4 months ago
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Did you forget the Eregion one or is it a deliberate omission? 😏
Based on a wonderful discussion on autocorrect shenaningas and typos I was thinking it would be fun to collect them for ROP.
What we have so far:
1. Autocorrect.
Mairon >> Marion (who of us didn't have that one?)
Sauron >> Sharon (@scifi-they-wrote))
Annatar >> Annette (@aspiring-baba-yaga)
Halbrand >> Husband (@coraleethroughthelookingglass)
2. Typos
Mirdania >> Mirinda (thanks, @humorously-yours)
Feel free to share more in reblogs or comments, if there's enough I could make a crack!vid. :-)
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cassey-fitzcassey · 4 months ago
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I love when the people who complain the show doesn't follow the books unintentionally reveal that they have never read the books.
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cassey-fitzcassey · 4 months ago
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s2 finale teaser (x)
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cassey-fitzcassey · 4 months ago
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And in the darkness, bind them.
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cassey-fitzcassey · 4 months ago
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Idk the fuck about imperial, but this is what Google gives me, looks very legit in metric
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Why are Gil-Galad and Thranduil so extremely tall LOL
I can't tell if they're straight up 7 feet tall or everyone else is just short
I feel they're the same height or Thranduil is taller? But that can also be because he is so slim
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cassey-fitzcassey · 5 months ago
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elrond apologist as in everyone should apologise to elrond
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cassey-fitzcassey · 5 months ago
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"It's a horse !"
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Alexa, play 10CC "I'm not in love".
Forgot to tag @payidaresque who pointed the parallel with the Numenor kids scene first! The gifs also come from their post: https://www.tumblr.com/payidaresque/762228812828246016/so-apparently-a-reddit-user-thank-you-for?source=share
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cassey-fitzcassey · 5 months ago
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no. not dark, not with you by my side.
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cassey-fitzcassey · 5 months ago
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i love how galadriel is like -
i can not let him in again! no no he has left, elrond, i promise! i must fight these corrupt feelings born from deceit! im so over halbrand that i will fight sauron till the end of our days! its my life mission to slay him! only i can do it! the next time we meet either one of us is dying!
and then there is sauron like -
when i tell you that for a split second you looked like the eternal love of my life, that's the greatest compliment! what do you mean "who" excuse me??? the lady of the light my lady galadriel OF COURSE *side eye*. we are meant to be <3 we are engaged <3 i visit her in her dreams every day <3 she screams and tries to stab me but that's her love language she's my meow meow <3 sauron lives because of her <3 our cosmic connection is what keeps me alive <3
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cassey-fitzcassey · 5 months ago
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The Rings of Power and Art 2/∞
ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY + THE RINGS OF POWER // EP II.I
The Fallen Angel by French artist Alexandre Cabanel depicts the Devil after his fall from Heaven. Expelled from heaven by God, the painting shows a saddened Lucifer, with his hands crossed and tears running from his eyes.
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cassey-fitzcassey · 5 months ago
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Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool
i am going to eat my own entire skin
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cassey-fitzcassey · 5 months ago
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Sauron: i'm putting the 'romance' back into 'necromancer'
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cassey-fitzcassey · 5 months ago
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via Alex Tarrant's instagram
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cassey-fitzcassey · 5 months ago
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Me, a teenager, watching LotR for the first time: Holy fuck Legolas
Me growing up: Actually, Aragorn...
My 35yo ass now: Bring Halbrand back, you extremely clean and perfectly shaved pointy eared cunt.
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