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Oh... wow. Well then. *tries to keep a straight face* Would you like me to reschedule? Because the place we were going to go to doesn't serve alcohol to minors.

Err...no, no, I should be alright...after all, I don't look SO young, do I? 

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I'm cashing in on that favour, Flores. Now.

You always have the best timing, don't you? Depends what it is, Yan. I have myself a- situation. I seem to have suddenly turned...17 again.

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Magic!Anon: You suddenly have the body of an angsty and hormonal teenager again.

excuse me?! I'll have you know I was quite a suave young man-

Ack. Wh-what's going on? Why does my voice sound so funny? And why am I so gangly?!

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but u luv me right? plus, u prob shudn't put so much straign on urself w/ dose wounds i mean wut if u dye again?

I DON'T LOVE YOU, YOU'RE AN INSUFFERABLE BITCH. What the hell is up with you? If I told you that, I'd be in a headlock before I could blink.

As for dyeing? These glossy midnight black locks are one hundred percent natural. Don't even try.

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but it's diffficulte! spelling things corectlee tires me out.

Oh come on this is KARA YAN we're talking about. Knocking out a room of thugs while wearing high heels doesn't tire you out. Did you get hit on the head or something? Shit. What the hell am I supposed to do?

If you think I'm going to be able to tolerate giggly airhead Kara you don't know me very well. Never thought I'd say this but I want the sarcastic obnoxious Kara back DO YOU HEAR ME.

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of corse sweety im just fine ;)

Did you just...

call me sweety sweetie?

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION. And just STOP writing like a drunk teenager. It's getting on my nerves.

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carrrrrrrrly? carly! hav i told u how amazngly sxy u luk l8ly? da rugged bandagd luk is SO HAWT on u omg

Kara. Are you feeling alright?

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Please. My business meetings tend to be a bit more high-class than that. Snow is only nice when it's on the other side of the window. And poutine? Hell yes. If you must know, the italian mafia are pretty powerful in Quebec. Buying and selling with them is a peice of cake.

Can you stop leaving used bandages all over the place, Carlito? I understand that you have to change them every few hours to avoid infection and all that, but it looks like I’ve committed a bloody homicide in my car.

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Yeah, yeah, whatever. Canadia doesn't care about that stuff. They just want you to buy their maple stuff. Anyways, not like a bunch of mounties can stop us.

Can you stop leaving used bandages all over the place, Carlito? I understand that you have to change them every few hours to avoid infection and all that, but it looks like I’ve committed a bloody homicide in my car.

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Sorry, hadn't realized. Seriously, it's just a little blood, Yan. And something tells me this car's seen blood before.

Can you stop leaving used bandages all over the place, Carlito? I understand that you have to change them every few hours to avoid infection and all that, but it looks like I’ve committed a bloody homicide in my car.

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Hey, Carly! How's it going with Kara? *snigger*

It's going well! How's it going with Jeremy and his ex? *snigger*

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A little birdy told me you have given up your life of crime.…

What? No, are you joking? This wound is only a...minor setback. I'll be back in business soon enough. My father's empire may have fallen, but I'm not ready to swap my gun for a name tag just yet. It's in my blood.

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Well, for starters, you let him sleep on your chest…

Speaking of dark haired beauty’s.

How is little miss Yan?

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Secret Santa Present #1: A pair of USP 45 match handguns, at least now you have your own rather than borrowing Kara's. Believe me they're damn good guns!

...That's actually a great gift! Now maybe Kara'll stop bugging me about Elizabeth her gun. And these are pretty fine weapons. Thanks, stranger...

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i ship you and Mal

No.

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I WONDER

are you really that oblivious Kalaba? Or is this more of your unfathomable sense of humor?

Apparently, Mountain Dew reduces sperm count.

Whoops!

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I just threw up in my mouth a little. JUST GO ALREADY. And Kalaba? No one in their right mind would lay a hand on "yo gurl" without permission.

Going to the cinema.

Does a certain, special, beautiful little lady want to make a date of it?