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No more questions please. The elephant's foot is making me lightheaded again
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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
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my sister still plays animal jam and apparently players are still discovering new things
she just informed me that they just pulled accordions from all the shops and disabled the ability to put them on penguins because the (mostly college-aged) userbase learned three days ago that they look like a fat pair of bazongas. like I’m talking triple-g mega titties.

anyway now they’re just putting them on monkeys instead


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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services
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rips your stupid blog apart for parts
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Shoutout to gay furry hackers. In this house we support our troops 🫡
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I'll block a bitch on letterboxd I'll block a bitch on airbuds widget I'll block a bitch on goodreads I'll block a bitch on microsoft teams
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i get high & start actn like joe biden
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the average twitter vs tumblr community experience
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Guardian of Zone 1
I gave up on the background lol, but I really wanted to draw him on ibispaint to see how that goes
(edit: I tried swapping out the red for purple and idk how to feel. Bit lazy but it was just a tiny test)
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