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Imagine you and your f/o just crying together. You're just sobbing into each other's arms. You two have been bottling up everything for way too long. It's time to let it out. You both cry yourselves to sleep, but you wake up feeling surprisingly clean and refreshed.

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Imagine that (F/O) texts and asks you for selfies, saying they miss having their precious (Y/N) by their side. You deny at first - but F/O pleads with you and eventually you cave.

After fixing you appearance a bit and finding good lighting, you take a few pictures and send them, awaiting for their reply. (F/O) doesn’t say anything for a minute or two which scares you to no end. But eventually they start typing, sending a barrage of texts:

“You’re so gorgeous bby, I’m actually in tears over this”

“Absolutely stunning”

“Plz send more”

You smile bashfully at the phone, giggling at their statement and texting back:

“You big liar. There’s no way you’re in tears over those lol”

But then F/O sends a picture of them literally tearing up with the biggest smile on their face. Your face heats up and you watch as they text again:

“I’m not lying,,, you’re literally ethereal”

“How did I get this lucky omfg”

“What did I do to deserve an angel like u”

“I love you”

Your face explodes in red and you furiously text back, responding to the texts with compliments in return. They instantly declare that you’re the most beautiful person on Earth, and they wouldn’t know where they’d be without you.

The texting goes back and forth for as long as you can hold, both of you sending wholesome memes and love to each other. You both couldn’t be happier and grin at your phones.

“You’re a big dork”

“Yeah, but I’m YOUR big dork <3”

(Idk if this one made much sense lmao

Im tired af but had to post this before I forgot it)

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Imagine your F/O doing small everyday things.

- Making pancakes for breakfast and singing badly.

- Waking up and walking around the house wearing nothing but boxers with dinosaurs on.

- Shaving in the morning and the faces they pull trying to get that one pesky piece of hair.

- Scratching their tummy whilst opening the door and getting embarrassed when a neighbour catches them.

- Hearing an almighty crash from the kitchen followed by three seconds of silence and then a mass of profanity.

- Walking into a door that clearly says PULL on it.

- Going shopping with them and they get ecstatic over the turkey dinosaur packets.

- Them also trying to sneak stuff into your basket when you aren’t looking

(Feel free to add!)

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Imagine your f/o wearing a suit.

Doesn't matter what gender they are: their suit suit them. They're beautiful, handsome and magnificent.

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taking me to see the Sonic movie was a terrible mistake

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reasons why you should go buy coffee talk on steam:

thank you that is all

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enjoy your dinner

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Where evil grew

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"Drill or hammer?"

Drew more stinky man @gatobob

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Another batch of (probably) relatable self-ship memes, fresh out of the oven for you guys :D

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fuck it *designs robotnik body pillow* 

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markiplier characters + personality types: mark

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F/O House

Imagine all of your f/os living in one big house! Even if their from different fandoms, imagine them all living with you in one big house!

All of your romantic f/os either take turns spending the night in your room with you or just all pile onto your bed with you!

You familial f/os stay in their own rooms and make you breakfast in the morning or go play a game of catch in the backyard with you! Also imagine all the dad jokes going on with all your parental f/os!

Your platonic f/os have their own rooms too! They play video games with you or help you out with your homework or pull pranks on you like typical roommates!

Just imagine all your f/os living with you in one big house! They’re all there for you to make you happy and love you!

Tags: @kittyselfships @aricka-and-her-fictional-others @astralshipper

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emoji spell to dream about your f/o... like to charge reblog to cast

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when someone insults the fictional man you have a crush on

and for those whose fictional crushes are a woman or someone who prefers they/them: