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Me: Could you add guacamole too please

Chipotle worker: That’s extra

Me: Bitch I’M extra!!!! The fuck!!

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He misspelled the name of both countries. 2015 is the year that keeps on giving

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*overanalyzes my way into ur heart*

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John Boyega

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my big doggie _(:3｣∠)_

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(( That time Boyko Borisov gave Putin a surprise puppy as a gift ))

((Putin really loved the puppy btw look at this: 

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Online media vs online polls

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spongebob a freak!!!!! succin squidward while the other fish watch!!!!!

need me one like that

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It's COCKtober🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month😮🙆🏻👅 send this to 12 of ur closest hoes 👭😈 that love that dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦

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Illuminati confirmed

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“megan please call me its important”

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Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we