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a detailed list of things I hate:

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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I'm obsessed with my shrimpsurges

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dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

"jesus christ" "who's that"

"this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"

referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"

adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)

"how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."

feel free to add more

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A2 my best baby ;;;

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ADHD moodboard

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sorry, i can’t show more art because it’s under NDA (Not Doing Art) so you understand

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Girl who thinks she's having a normal and innocuous conversation with another woman entirely unaware that to all outside observes she occupies a panel framed with extremely conspicuous amounts of lily flowers

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when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

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working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race

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Unknown name on my dash, who are you? Did I follow you and forget? Did I follow you on accident? Did you used to go by a different name? Did Tumblr just assume I wanted your posts on my dash?

Where did you come from? Why do you haunt me?

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Love that one scene in Return Of The King that's like "bad news, sauron knows everything pippin knows. good news, pippin knows absolutely fuck all."

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