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Light answers a tough question

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obligatory disco elysium screenshot dump ive played this game twice it has sucked so many hours of my life so here are some of SO FUCKING MANY harrier duboisisms that made me shit myself

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It's a rough world out there for people who were teenagers during the exact slice of gaming history where indie video games had become feasible to develop and distribute globally, but the definition of "indie" didn't yet encompass corporate studios and million-dollar budgets. They'll tell you their favourite game when they were a kid was, like, a point-and-click visual novel whose protagonist dreams they're a vast formless sea monster that learns about the concept of colours after finding a discarded helium balloon, or a hypertext fiction/precision platformer hybrid exploring gender as a mechanism of social control, and you think they're either being pretentious or deliberately fucking with you, but no, that's just what the indie gaming scene was like for a couple of years there. The sea monster thing got a front-page feature on the same site that made Bloons Tower Defense a household name – it was literally played by millions of people.

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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Do you ever like physically feel yourself pass your mental breaking point and then all you can think is “oh these next few days are going to be interesting”

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Your not part of faggot America? OwO then I'm afraid that means you're part of the redneck agenda.

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“fish don’t even know theyre wet” and? you don’t even know youre luft (air equivalent of wet)

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Wait a second: cuckoos are nest parasites. Do "cuckoo" and "cuckold" share a common root?

Huh. Apparently the etymology of "cuckold" is literally something along the lines of "cuckoo-lord".

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DEFEAT THE AMERICANS COME ON WE CAN DO IT!! (posting this when they're sleeping hehehe)

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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the gasp i gusped when i just opened one of my words with friends games

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hey yall, i'm sorry to be hustling again, but i'm having trouble getting the cash i need these past couple days. i was running around all week doing appointments and working on my disability appeal and picking up prescriptions, and spent almost all my money in the process.

i'm getting back into art making, so if you'd like to check me out @foogsfarts i'm going to be attempting to sell some of my art. my style isn't suited for commissions, but if you'd like to commission something, DM me at my art blog and we can talk. keep in mind i'm working off my phone while living in my car, so i have some limitations, but more stuff is coming in the future. it would be nice to be able to stream, but thats not an option for me right now.

if you're not interested in that, but still want to help a homeless guy out, i would greatly appreciate donations of any amount at these links to keep me going:

cashapp

ko-fi

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some dude on survivor outed another survivor who happened to be trans and called it “deception” like this was some damn soap opera and everyone was like ”lmao that’s personal and not your fucking problem?” and the host immediately said “We don’t need to vote, just grab your torch” and had him kicked off. that’s some instant fucking karma.

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stop liking this you little fuckers

if this gets 20 notes in a week ill start drawing more and going outside

if this gets 100 notes by the end of march i will actually try in school

if this gets 200 notes by the end of march i will eat more, ,,,,,,rn i only eat lunch

if this gets 400 notes by the end of march ill stand up to ppl at school who bully me

if this gets 500 notes by april ill stop cvtting

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sometimes my friends send me good reels

(op)

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if this gets 100 notes i will try and get clean

if this gets 500 notes i will throw all of my blades away

if this gets 1000 notes i will try and recover from my ed

edit: GUYS WAIT NO I DIDN’T ACTUALLY THINK THIS WOULD HAPPEN-