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Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

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The real her at the New York Movie

New York Movie (1939), Edward Hopper / The Real Her, Drake feat. Andre 3000 & Lil Wayne

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me *surrounded by a pack of wolves that are about to eat me*: settle down puppies!! I only have two hands , i cant pet you all at the same time!!!!! Haha !!!! i love you all

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college professor: i’m rejecting your evolutionary biology thesis me: wtf why dude college professor: you added “(lmao)” every time you mentioned the species Homo Erectus

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I’m writing a paper on waste disposal in Pompeii and

tfw your jstor search is also your blog aesthetic

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I think it’s hilarious when people tell me I’m laid back because I’ve pretty much been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade

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me: [reaches the gates of the underworld]

me: [sees cerberus]

me: puppy!!!! puppy! :D !!!! pup

cerberus: :D! :D! :D!

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I’m a strong independent introvert who don’t need no social life

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Hey, I’m Joel Hubbard, the new Coffee-mate Holiday Flavors Expert. I gotta say, I’m psyched for this new job! Sounds weird, but I think I was born for it. The holiday season is a big time of year for us and we’ve been working on some great flavors to share with you! Check back here for more updates on me, our great holiday flavors and to see what it’s like to be a Holiday Flavors Expert.

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I’m working in my university archives this summer, and I keep finding hilarious gems in old yearbooks’ funny pages. This one is a painful Latin declension joke from the 1940s.

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I DONT CARE WHAT SEASON IT IS, EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS 

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totally foolproof plan to save the Republic

Step 1: assassinate Caesar

Step 2: ??????

Step 3: ??????????

Step 4: ??????????????

Step 5: LIBERTY

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#classicistproblems:

how many copies of homer is too many

p or ρ? (alternatively, v or ν)

‘oh, classics! what’s your favorite book? i love jane austen’

ok i know what this passage says but what’s the hidden dick joke

what the fuck does res mean this time

‘haha it’s all greek to me!!’

this poem would totally be great if i had more than 4 lines of it

‘so like…you’re never gonna get a job, are you?’

‘can you translate something into greek/latin for me? i want to get it tattooed/use it in a book!’

‘did you hear that they found alexander the great’s tomb?’