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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.

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today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone

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Listen, Vlaakith wouldn't be her usual type...but anyone who starts yelling about tearing flesh and devouring marrow will always peak her interest.

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i think its really funny how in TNG they tried to make picard a paragon of masculinity but they did so by like, the ideals of masculinity from like the 1400s. he is celibate, he is an intellectual who loves to read, rides horses and is bald. he���s like the perfect virtuous man from medieval times but instead hes driving a spaceship in a world where everyone is horny and wants to fuck 24/7 

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Drew them with dad bods, now I have to draw them as dads 😩

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this is a typo in a textbook written by the professor of this class, it cost me $105, i will be sharing with the world

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Wild shape

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my first mystery box commission

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i saw you and your male friend across the bar and noticed you're extremely weird about each other in various platonic and/or romantic ways Mind if i obsereve

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Me: how do I study as a neurodivergent person?

Google: how to help your autistic child study

Me: how to study as an autistic adult/teen

Google: teachers guide to how to deal with autistic children

Me: how do I study as an autistic teen/adult

Google: study tips for autistic people(-written by this allistic man that will talk about autistic people like they're zoo animals)

Me: how to study as a neurodivergent adult, tips from neurodivergent person to neurodivergent students, on how to study independently as an autistic person, no reliant support needed

Google: high functioning autism and school

Me: fuck just. How do I focus during this test that I'm in rn as an AuDHD person

Google: ok, so, to focus on this thing that you currently are doing and need to get done TODAY; weeks before the test you'll need to eat healthy and exercise, meditate, study, set timers, take breaks, drink water, sleep, find the secrets to a happy life, adopt five children, sacrifice a goat, take short showers, brush your teeth

Executive dysfunction:

My fucking deadline:

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I love pumpkin - bg3 comic

Fancomic about the Baldur's Gate D&D show at MCMLondon2024 (Baldur's Gate | What We Do in The Shadow-Cursed Lands)

This is a little doodle Fancomic about the Baldur's Gate D&D show at MCMLondon2024 I loved the little pumpkin story, I just had to draw it!

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does drow ever get like. cute aggression. for astarion or otherwise

Yes all the time