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[capta1nstreasure]

[ SLAMS TABLE ] CONTENT IS CONTENT.

Discord Server OOC Quotes (a super duper long thread)

i think we're really funny

i actually have no idea if some of these take place outside the server.

YOUR REMINDER THIS IS ALL PURELY JOKES.

NEVER LET US COOK AGAIN 💥💥💥💥

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Y'all are hopeless.

Question for Mun. If you could pick, which Cardbot would u marry? (Or none of them)

can I mean it but also not mean it

Me personally? Would marry Mega Ambler and Heavy Iron.

It's late rn and I know they coming after me in my sleep/silly.. I'm going to delete this the moment I wake up because it's almost the devil hour...

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✎ㅤ. . .ㅤ𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺.

₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of character analysis/headcanon questions to learn more about your character and your partners'! writing/headcanon prompts requested by anonymous. feel free to edit these as you see fit.

[ 🖐️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do their hands feel like: soft, calloused, trembling ? [ ☂️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they crave touch or fear it ? [ 🎐 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a sound, like a song or voice, that they associate with peace ? [ 🕊️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen did they feel the safest ? [ 💤 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they sleep ? curled up, sprawled, holding onto something ? [ 🦇 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a fear they never talk about ? [ 🔒 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a secret they’ve sworn never to tell ? [ 🪢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they broke a promise ? [ 🫳 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they feel they owe, but never paid back ? [ 💼 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do they always carry with them ? [ 🧨 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the quickest way to set them off, even if they hide it well ? [ ⛓️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does guilt feel like to them ? [ 💢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho have they never forgiven and never will ? [ 🩸 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there something or someone that, if lost, would break them ? [ 🌧️ ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a pain they refuse to heal from ? [ 🪞 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen have they looked at their reflection and hated what they saw ? [ 📿 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat superstition or ritual do they cling to ? [ 🌊 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they cried ? [ 🐾 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo animals like them instinctively ? [ 🪶 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they laugh ? [ 🫀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho taught them what love is ? did it hurt ? [ 💭 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they believe they’re worthy of being loved ? [ 🎀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is their main love language ? [ 🔦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they search for ? [ 📜 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a story they love sharing with others ? [ 🌒 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a dream or goal they have given up on ? [ 🕯️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat memory do they replay when they’re alone ? [ 🌪️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the one choice they regret (not) making ? [ 🧩 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s a truth about themselves they refuse to admit ? [ 🍻 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of drunk are they ? [ ✉️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of letter would they write but never send ? [ 🗡️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a scar that they have but never talk about ? [ 🕸️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a favourite lie they like to hear ? [ 🪦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat would they want on their gravestone but never admit aloud ? [ 🎱 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of future do they crave, and who’s in it ? [ 🌀 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a recurring dream or nightmare ? [ 🍃 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they feel like they belong ? [ ⚓ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does “home” mean to them ? [ 🧭 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhere would they go if they could disappear tomorrow ?

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Oh boy, you really think you could escape the birthgiver alligations we originally saved for Kadupe, no? Well, think again - because you are a birthgiver as well!

"Myyyyy Star Guardian!~"

The supercomputer called out in a chipper tune, albeit... more enthusiastic than the usual. Regardless - they entered the Tumblr Room™, all smiles.

"Congratulations on the 6th child! I am pleased to know that it is a healthy boy!"

What exactly is the supercomputer even talking about? Nobody but a handful of others knows.

Tilting their 'helm' slightly, their gaze narrowed... "Though, Grey is still waiting for some acknowledgement from his father... I ask that you please acknowledge him sometime...?" Partway through, their expression softened. Pat pat. They know how difficult denial was.

ANSWER IT. BLUE COP. I KNOW YOU SEE THIS IN YOUR INBOX. ANSWER IT. 👹👹👹👹

Blue Cop is drinking fuel. Just regular fuel. Nothing much than the horrendous asks from three certain friends on a third party app and the other askers. At least they were normal. He... he knows he unfortunately have to answer that later. A new message enters his inbox and— HA!?

Blue Cop could've spit out the fuel. But he didn't. He leaned over, coughing and hacking. WHAT.

DEUS

FUCKING

MACHINA?!

Hold. Why is the fever dream being spread here???

"Wh- Ha- Eh-" Blue Cop coughed. He took a minute to look around. "What in absolute HELL do you mean? HUH?"

He doesn't have kids! He doesn't carry nor he's in denial.

"You're the fourth person to tell me congratulations on a child! I don't have kids. I was never carrying! I never even birthed Grey-"

🚨———🚨

I hope you know this is bullying. Why am I obliged to answer this

I HAVE THREE OTHER ASKS FROM MY FRIENDS WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE TGIUS

preparing for the consequences of answering this ask... I hate you.

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I am aware you are taking a temporary halt to this...

Good luck on your exams!

gives you a Double plushie and departs (pt3)

— a very obvious person

[ 🧷 ]

The mun cautiously takes the plushy before bowing as sign of thanks. They then disappeared back into the void to wait for their results, which they hoped were favourable for their future..

It may take just a little while longer..

[capta1nstreasure]

n

Are you depressed lol

"n"

Then he walked away.

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// OOC Note //

Greetings, Tumblr!!

We've been thinking about this for a little while now, but after our first exams we can now confirm; We're going on a quick hiatus. This period can last from two weeks up to 2 months due to our exams and results. You may be wondering.. "Oh but having an RP blog is easy to keep up with!"

To that I say; It's not easy to keep something updated when you're busy 'deciding' what your future will look like.

Our questions will still be open of course, but any answers may be delayed until the end of our hiatus. My life depends on what I here and I can not let myself be lead astray o7

" See ya later, ye Earthlings. "

~ 🌌Mun

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// INTRODUCTION POST //

"Hah! I'm the BEST Racer Around!"

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Hello, everyone. The Mun of SparkBit Here! Aka, Kitti! The Mun of @unlicensedmedicalcardbot! I hope you guys enjoy the chaos that SparkBit will bring! :)

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// RULES //

1.) I am an RP blog. I am not actually the character, but a human who is just having some friends with their friends! So, please, do not actually think I am the real SparkBit.

2.) PLEASE do not ship any of the cardbots with anyone in my or my friends' bloggers. We understand and support your ships, though as we act as our own characters, it will feel like shipping each other together.

3.) Please do not send anything NSFW or 18+ sent to us! We would rather not have an unfortunate talk about the weird things of 18+ or NSFW.

4.) Please, have fun! Me and my friends and I will be in character with you as we interact with you! We want to see your smiles and joys, so please ask whatever you must! We will answer to you as fast as possible. (Timezones and other things may get in the way, so be patient).

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// Season 1 Cardbots //

Blue Cop - @blue-policerobot

Mega Trucker - @thelatinodancerbot

Mega Ambler - @unlicensedmedicalcardbot

Phoenix Fire - @safety-fir3-y43h

Shadow X - @shadowx-ishere1

Dexter - @k1ttykatwhisperer

Fleta Z - @gracefulbountyhunter

Buffalo Crush - @themilkywayofficial

Buster Gallon - @buster-gallon

BlackHook - @capta1nstreasure

Heavy Iron - @heavyironsbasement

// Season 2 Tags //

Red Blitz - @the-crimson-flash

Rock Crush - @thedrillingmole

DeepBite - @thefriendlyshark

BlastTrain - @b1asttrain

Flash Vector - @plebec-invisk8r

SparkBit - @ex0tic-r4cer

Sky Gallop - @thechivalrousskygallop

Flame Nova - @flamen0va

// OCs //

Shell-Shocked - @shell-shock-ed

Yellow Jacket - @askyellowjacket

Record Scratches - @record-scratches

Cosmic Void - @cosmic-void-themagician

Lavender Aegis - @da-lavender-sniper

Vagabund - @vagabund-rp

// Humans //

Phalia - @peppermintpez

Tina - @heavyiron

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Heart Moth: Hello :33

" Greetings, Heart Moth! "

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Initially he wasn't even aware of it.. But eventually he realised he felt the presence of a light non-descript thing on top of his head. The captain huffed, reached up and got the small bow off his hat. Quickly turning around, he found the cause of its presence. Holding it by its loose end, Black Hook stared at Buster Gallon..

... He shrugged the strange gesture off and put the ribbon in his subspace. Why'd that happen anyways?- No matter.

*I put a pink bow on Buster Gallon's foot and run away*

I SABOTAGED YOU HAHAHAHA

Noticed the questioner running away, Buster got a little bit confused watching the human doing so.

Then, he crouched himself down, though he had some hard time to do so, and picked the pink bow and looked at it, before he tossed it away, and it landed on Captain's (@capta1nstreasure) head.

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Who is more loyal to you? Buffalo Crush or Buster Gallon?

" Loyalty?- A lot has changed since we were free, but I suppose I do know... "

Being sealed meant that there was no further threat and that the probability of being betrayed had decreased to such an extent that he didn't even know anymore.. Though- Perhaps the events from before he was sealed counted?-

" .. Being stuck really does provide plenty of time to think.. I'd say- Buffalo Crush. Not to ignore Buster Gallon, but I know he would save himself first. "

" ..A good choice, in most scenario's. "

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dear pirate grandpa i have two choices for you and you have to choose wisely

become heavy iron's best friend or lose everything you love the most? You only have these choices. . . Choose wisely

Two options and neither were fun.. Carefully considering both, he thought about the specifics..

" .. Beeblurr.. Haha- You really do choose to ask the most complicated questions, don't you? "

The audible passive aggression showed that he did indeed not like the shown dilemma. Luckily, he still had the spirit to actually think about it.

Getting to an answer was more complicated than stealing the Star Crown the first place.. Could he afford this?? Putting Heavy Iron aside.. The Cardbot vented out, as if sighing.

His crew and treasure aren't worth losing over something so.. Trivial.

" ... "

" I choose the latter option. This hypothetical dilemma involves 'everything', not 'everyone'. "

A pirate always finds a loophole.

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POTATO ATTACK!

Throws a potato at your head and runs away

-🌟anon

The potato hit his helm and he-.. Was unimpressed.

" AH- Who did that?!? Where... Hm. "

Seeing the potato drop to the floor, he picked it up. It hadn't broken apart- Probably wasn't thrown hard enough.. But maybe he could use this..

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Here!

"I HEARD SOMEONE NEEDS SOME SPICE IN THEIR LIFE!"

Good luck! Runs away

... He immediately knew who to hand this off to instead. He couldn't even touch this cookie let alone look after it..

" .. Phalia?( @peppermintpez )"

He turned to his adopted daughter.

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// OOC //

Tfw you're sick and you feel like writing angst so you're not the only one suffering..

Btw peoples, I apologise for the lack of daily answers. Just that we been busy with finishing up the final pre-exam tests and such. Now I have give or take 4 weeks to prepare for the exams that decide whether or not I get to escape school :)

Just so yall know what's going on ✨✨

Good luck to everyone. - 🌌mun

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🪶

" .. A feather?- "

The pirate honestly did not know how to respond to that... What did Anon even mean?-

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He thought.. Surviving indeed wasn't easy but that wasn't the end of it. Giving up and giving in aren't optional.

" .. We're all stuck here. My plans may or may not include other hideouts.. This 'friendship' thing has a very high chance of not working as it should, with all these 'higher up' Earthlings that could get to us.. "

This time the captain also had to take Buster Gallon and Buffalo Crush into account.. He'd take both of them with him. Regardless of how much trust it would take to do so. He never comes back on their word, and this would be a show of that. (Plus- Did his nemesis really assume that the place he'd found at the dock was the only hideout?)

" .. We can not run nor flee from where we are at. I'm unsure of the faith the others bestowed upon Jun but the fact that you're asking me speaks numbers, as much as you deny it having a reason. "

The lack of freedom this place granted- Was obvious. Every time he tried to remember about the way he thought before getting sealed, a wave of dizziness hit.

The humans rattle the cage his fellow cardbots find themselves in and expect all to go well. Saying they disliked it would be put mildly- although allies were made far easier this way amongst the sealed.

" -So. Tell me. Are there any strategies you're set on? The only way out is through, and I have a feeling that any plans you or I may have could end up being necessary. "

It's not like he expected an answer, but.. It was worth a shot. There was no way that Heavy Iron, infamous outlaw of planet Machina didn't think about a way to approach the humans without ending up being taken. An escape could only be made if it were properly set up. Who knows what the humans could have come up with?

"Hey, just out of curiosity. Why DID you create your crew in the first place, and how did you even meet your members? I cannot imagine you picked them off the streets of machnia just like that..."

" ... Buffalo Crush needed help getting out of a.. Situation. So I invited him to join my crew! Buster Gallon.. I approved of his inventions and he joined me soon after. They are my crew now and that is about all you'll need to know. "

" As for why; I created my crew for more criminal opportunities. I thought you of all would know about that :) "

He looked awfully happy when explaining, almost as if hiding something. Either way, the words sounded true enough.