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my working theory is that everyone who said they would leave tumblr after they banned porn really did leave for twitter and thats why tumblr has somehow gotten more bearable and twitter is now just. like that.

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Forever ★ @itsPeteski on instagram

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Evelyn & Rick 👀 The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers 

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I think you and I need to talk.

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Psychologically torturing redditors by explaining how elon musk will never send them to mars and they'll have to stay on earth and deal with earth problems for the rest of their life

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Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

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imagine still thinking nerd shit is counterculture couldn’t be me

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THIS FITS IN TOO WELL AND I HAD TO DO IT.

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movies where a creature of another species with a love for good food meets a mess of a human down on his luck living in a shitty apartment and the creature can control the guy’s action and he’s unwilling at first but they learn to cooperate and together they can stop the evil rich man trying to take them down

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it gets funnier the longer you look

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what was the point of having red skull reappear in endgame if he wasn’t gonna come face to face with steve, he’s literally one of the most well known captain america villains😭 and then the writers saying steve wouldn’t recognize him, bitch he literally has a red skull, what’s there not to recognize😭

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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If this ain’t me