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George McKay & Dean Charles Chapman on the red carpet of the 2019 BIFAs

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god FUCKING damnit im such a hopeless romantic one day someones gonna say “i love you” and im just going to let out an agonized scream so horrible that they immediately change their mind

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my cat after i come home and immediately pick him up and swing him around calling him a fat little baby

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I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

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me to god

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Loyalty. Loyalty means never giving up on someone, even through doubts and differences. It’s a noun, with action, fueled by shared experiences, which are memorable, meaningful, and irreplaceable. But loyalty isn’t blind love. It shouldn’t be taken for granted. Loyalty means telling someone when they’re wrong when no one else will. And loyalty means apologizing when you’re wrong, because of the trust you’ve built over time. Loyalty is true friendship.

Dumplin’ (2018) dir. Anne Fletcher, DoP Elliot Davis

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me: i think i look okay today

my body dysmorphia as soon as i step outside:

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i have some goblin opinions and you will read them. i hate bras. if i ever meet g*d i'm going to bite him. i think humans should be able to see more colors. iceberg lettuce is tasty. collec.t beach glass. it's good to be naked sometimes. no gods no masters just the animalistic needs and wants of flesh. don't pet crocodiles but it is understandable to want to. throwing sand at peoples' eyes is not cheating if it's self defense. chew your nails and dress like shit.

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i will never stop

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Instagram ads piss me off. Like, yes, I do want those black waterproof boots embroidered with a gold sun and moon, but I hate that you know that about me. I hate the little AI oracles sitting in their digital caves making algorithmic prophecies about my spending habits, then sending sending their electronic servants to me with hedonistic temptations targeted at my weaknesses... I’ve already got nice boots, thanks!

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My unsuspecting followers:

Me, about to go on a serious reblogging spree:

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I feel so called out yet so understood

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