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Found that over at mastodon

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Why me? Because you saw me when I was invisible. THE PRINCESS DIARIES (2001), dir. by Garry Marshall

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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

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so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is right for it in under 60 seconds?”

hands shot up around the room, people smug about their ability to “weed out the riff-raff” when it came to hiring for their fortune 500.

“you should all be fired and probably in jail,” they said, waiting for the whole room to get uncomfortable, then continued, “because the only things you can really learn about a human being in under 60 seconds are all things that are fueled by prejudices and biases covered by american law. so now, i will teach you how to stop being racist, sexist, judgmental assholes and hire people that will better your company of employ.”

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Somebody had to actually dig the holes in the movie ‘Holes’.

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People only like the idea of trickster spirits. "Oh, I could deal with them, easy." But once they meet one in person it's suddenly "wow, this guy sure is annoying."

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me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in:

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Libraries are community hubs for accessing essential information and wraparound services for health and wellness. They connect people to each other and the information they need. Sign up for your local library card today!

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“To protect their copyright, streaming sites do not allow for screenshotting of any kind.”

Hey remember VHS where you bought a box to plug into your tv and you could legally record whatever was playing and then own it for free forever

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When its your birthday month you should be able to do whatever you want and spend as much money as you want throughout the month and it doesn't count since your birthday is on that month so it's okay

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"It's fun and easy and important and good to dunk on Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling. But keep going and what you get at is: What about this story type and story telling resonates with you? Can you keep that while dropping all the things you know now cannot be maintained and should not be venerated? And is that a part of growing up?"

- Aabria Iyengar

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HE SWEARS THE LOOKING AT HIS HANDS THING IS NOTHING BUT I DON'T BUY IT

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Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles