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Having a bruise is great it’s like a second clitoris but it only does masochism

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Ikea was created in 1943. Arthur Lester was born in 1900.

I get that it's unlikely that the earlier stores were quite so large, but I like to imagine that one of the alternate realities Kane mentioned include a time the Butcher hunted Arthur and John through an Ikea.

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It's been months and I truly don't think I'll ever get over Caitlyn never finding out that Ambessa set up the memorial massacre. Why is that not her turning point??? Why is her turning point her hearing a nickname from an ex who she literally just body slammed??? Like season 2 truly ruins Caitlyns character and I say this as some one who was ehh about her to begin with. Arcane season 2 was truly insulting to viewers who waited years for it and its made wore by the fact the writes won't stop tweeting a bigger hole for themselves.

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finally FINALLY done with this animatic. I did it with a lot of love, hope you guys like it as much as I do! also shout out to @gaynaturalistghost I used her daisy!monster design

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As someone who is in the “Hannibal” and “interview with the vampire” fandoms I feel like I’ve never been more ready in my life to take upon the level of freak and mind fuck that is the “squid game” fandom and fanfics.

I see you, you little freaks. And I absolutely love you! Keep on writing your silly little gay porn literature, you’re saving lives 💕

Toxic gay man yaoi is getting stronger every day.

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the fact that Singed is more or less responsible for 90% of the problems in Arcane yet never really gets the blame for it absolutely baffles me.

Like you have Caitlyn going full dictator, Ambessa going full warlord, Viktor and Jayce getting divorced and Viktor transcending into Yaoi Jesus and then getting obliterated, Mel getting kidnapped, Jinx becoming a mom and supposedly loosing her child, Heimerdinger Ekko and Jayce playing Escape Room but with the Arcane and meanwhilst Singed, THE MAN WHO CREATED SHIMMER AND TURNED VANDER INTO WARWICK IN THE FIRST PLACE AND ALSO MENTORED VIKTOR JUST OUT THERE CHILLING WITH HIS PETS AND DOING SIDE QUESTS-

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Need more Markus here

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what was the dress code here

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Wearing vs. Styling

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For your post asking for doodle suggestions: Jon and the admiral spending time together :)

bonding.

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we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !

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dissected a kidney today

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I feel bad about terrorizing my friends and brother with pictures of shadow hedgehog but GOD SBJSKJFKDODJDBSNSMS SHADOW GENS IS SO PEAK PLEASE I JUST WANT TO WORK ON SONIC SOMEDAY

he's so

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Would stinky use gen alpha slang. He's like the gen alpha of the Mike's to me.

skibdidi

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BTW i see these posts all the time like "ohhh i dont know what to comment on fics.." and every response is "keysmashes! or hearts!! anything works :3" and thats GREAT!! thats helpful!!

but: consider. if u genuinely like analyzing writing.. do u know ur just allowed to go through and quote your favorite parts and ramble abt what they mean to u and the author will LOSE IT WITH HYPE?

genuinely. i felt SO WEIRD the first time i did it.. but like. holy shit authors love it. its crack for authors. the first time i did it, it was on a fic that hadnt updated in half a year, give or take, and the author made 3 updates that month BECAUSE OF MY COMMENT.

LIKE. as an author every comment is INCREDIBLE!!! but also, dont feel like your comment has to be short or otherwise ur invasive or smth!! authors ADORE long comments more than ANYTHING.