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after a long debate with my friends, we have come to two conclusions.

1. martin has never smoked weed

2. martin was a big stoner as a teen

which is more accurate in your opinion?

(btw i say he was a stoner)

I suspect he tried it once, convinced himself he was having a "bad trip" then accidentally triggered a real anxiety attack then threw the joint out of the window in a panic at which point the people sharing it with him gave him 'a look' but he wasn't listening because he saw a small dog outside had gone up to the joint, sniffed it and then ate it rendering him inconsoleable for at least an hour bekieving he had accidentally killed a saudage dog.

Or not. What do I know?

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Now, in the world after finale, I feel these Jayce lines from LoL skin have new context and are more tasty...

Arcane universe is better tomorrow compared to LoL universe...

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jon archivist sims used to fidget during statements, and some statements were sometimes disturbed by clicking noise so sasha and tim bought a shit ton of fidgets for the archive. by season three there is a box just filled with them packed away on a shelf, untouched.

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It’s their greatest invention as of yet

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will the hunger ever end

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Sherlock and co spoilers

Marys death is worse bc she was actually soo much better written then sherlock BBC :( like this is so much sadder :(

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Found this in my meme gallery and I hadn't shared it yet.

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You know, I don't think we've discussed enough the fact that when all the worms broke through the wall and entered the archives, Jon froze. Sasha was pleading for him in the background to take charge and tell them all what to do, but it was Martin who took the reins and lead them to document storage where they would be safe. Martin is much better at making split-second decisions than Jon is--and while he'd probably argue it was only to protect them, he's better at leading than he gives himself credit for.

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autumn time to be gay and totally fine and not miserable at all

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THERE AINT NO WAY THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER FUCKING DIES???

Feeling sad that Michael’s death had such little fanfare. We haven’t heard the characters who would care the most about him be sad about it, and it comes off to me like none of those characters cared after all. Usually wbg deaths, even reversed ones, carry a lot of weight, so this feels extra strange.

there will be an emotional Reckoning

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This is how that scene went right

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I was talking with a friend. I tried to say mort from Madagascar but I said mort from the Magnus archives. And then this happened

If I had to make it you have to see it

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I can’t exactly word what I mean right now, but I feel like Arcane s2 would have worked better if it had been more based around the idea of a Pyrrhic victory? Perhaps Piltover ‘won’, in the end, perhaps it mirrored the beginning of the entire show, but on a larger scale, pushing the Undercity back into the shadows where they think they belong, but for someone like say… Caitlyn, the victory ends up feeling hollow. Empty. Because in truth, what have they achieved by doing all of this?

Arcane talks about breaking the cycle, but the way it shows it is flawed and at times very out of character. Honestly, I think it would have been better handled as a full tragedy, the cycle continuing on, but maybe with a glimmer of hope now, because Zaun won’t just back down again. We could see someone like Ekko rise to leadership, and actually have it bleed more into the pre-established league lore because I do think there were some very interesting concepts there!

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hello sir, what should I name my cat, he is a small bastard who abuses me, however he likes my stuffed animals.

Sounds like head archivist Jonathan Sims to me.

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HELL YEAH

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"Jayce has two hands" so do I. outta my way hammer boy, I'm about to get it

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“I really loved you, you know?”