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put dipper and mabel pines in that damn institute and they’d have that shit sorted in 30 minutes

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Anyone else thinks that Arthur Lester must look like Will Graham but blonde and somehow even more pathetic? And yes, that's possible.

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mabel helping martin out with his workplace romance

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ARE YOU SCARED AND THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES WHAT THE FUCK

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They’re watching BBC Sherlock

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Just learned today that there are people who hate Martin Blackwood.

Martin “I will repeatedly and without hesitation throw myself before eldritch horrors so the people I love can be free from tyranny” Blackwood.

Martin “My fatal flaw is loyalty and the need to protect my loved ones” Blackwood.

Martin “The thing that breaks my brain is that no matter how much I love and care for my mother she will always hate me because I look like my father” Blackwood.

Martin “There’s nothing wrong with wanting everyone to be ok” Blackwood.

Ok, sure, yeah. Clearly he pretends to be mild mannered as a defense mechanism. If given the chance he would go scorched earth on every avatar and is angry when Jon doesn’t listen to him. And? Is he not allowed to be angry at a lack of justice? It’s not exactly a dilemma with a perfect solution.

Idk there’s something about characters so dedicated to the well being of the people around them that they repeatedly fall on swords for them. Sure, it’s a coping mechanism to need everyone in your life to be happy. That makes him feel safe.

And??? Jon’s cope is the need to understand. That doesn’t do much for anyone except repeatedly put people in harm’s way. He tells himself he’ll destroy the fears once he kills Jonah, but he was clearly deluding himself. He wanted the knowledge all to himself and Martin called him on his bullshit.

That’s not to say he deserves hate either. Obviously he’s a victim of the Ceaseless Watcher and had his fear warped into something monstrous. But Martin’s fears drove him to extremes in order to protect the people around him.

He’s a terrified, bumbling hero and the most nuanced character of the Magnus Archives.

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canaries should stay above ground

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Just finished watching X-men First Class and that is NOT the kind of back shots I wanted Charles to receive from his good friend Erik :/

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Sam had sex. Now he is gone, probably traveling interdimentionally, with the Archivist. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU HAVE SEX IN THE MAGNUS UNIVERSE-

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the theory of jon and martin being fused in the computer is kind of romantic until you realize there's also some random man in there

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on ep 101 of woe.begone

(this means it's so over)

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this is how sam girls view the world i think

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The collection of vocal stims I’ve picked up from the three podcasts I listen to (TMAGP, TMA and Malevolent):

— Jonathan Sims voice “Good Lord!”

— Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception.

— MARTIN.

— ORTHOR

— The King in Yellow, Arthur.

— CEASELESS WATCHER TURN YOUR GAZE UPON THIS WRETCHED THING

— Humming the tune of ‘you call it madness (but I call it love)’

— Magnussing

— Out. Out. Out.

— It was a lure, my love.

Right now I can’t stop repeating ORTHOR in voice call with my friends. It’s a bit of an issue.

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The difference between TMA and TMagP statements in a single image

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why did he play with his food like that...

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John: Oh god, Sherlock texted me ‘hi.’’ Punctuation only means one thing: He's mad at me...

John: ...Nah, it's Sherlock. He's just being grammatically correct!

*Meanwhile*

Sherlock: And then I used a period so he'd know that I'm mad at him

Mariana: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.

Sherlock: I stand by my choice