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                            ❛   IN UNITY      ━━          there is strength !!    ❜                                    loved by rocker since 6.18.18                                                 private & selective

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random sentence starters: the sequel

random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.

“ where have you been? “

“ wait, is that my shirt? “

“ … you collect beanie babies? in 2018? “

“ ow! now you have to kiss it better! “

“ hey , is this your phone? i found it on the table over there. “

“ is that naruto fanfiction … again? “

“ i swear to god if you tell anyone about my ao3 account i’m going to punch you right in the throat. “

“ lets go to the beach. “

“ missed me , missed me , now you have to kiss me! “

“ I SAID LET ME LISTEN TO CELINE DION IN THE DARK IN PEACE PLEASE! “

“ i can’t believe we had a whole conversation just in vine references. “

“ so, what are we binge watching tonight? “

“ i bought eight books today … please tell me to stop before i buy eight more. “

“ you fucking ignorant fucking slut! “

“ that’s just wildly inappropriate. “

“ have kids? me? don’t make me laugh. “

“ just leave … just … just leave. “

“ how about fuck you? “

“ anD HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST! “

“ whoa , whoa , whoa …….. whoa , there bucko! “

“ what do you mean you don’t believe in dinosaurs?! “

“ have you lost your mind because i’ll help you find it! “

“ what you looking out there for? jesus could walk through those doors and he wouldn’t be able to help you! “

“ i have a crush on someone out of my league , please help me level up. “

“ impromptu dance party? “

“ so , you didn’t get to be what you wanted to be when you were younger? “

“ i wanna have 100 kids so i can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend. “

“ lets do karaoke. “

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                                                in all these years 

                                       your arms are the only place

                                  that have ever felt like a   [ h o m e ] 

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REVAMP NOTICE

seeing as i’m back from a hiatus, i find it appropriate to kinda renew my blog before i can start up fresh threads and such. i’m going to be DROPPING my drafts, just because they’re about 2 weeks old at this point and very difficult to think of a reply for. the exception is for the plotted starters i have in there. i’m also probably going to spend today redoing my theme, MAYBE my icons, and deleting old posts. i’ll be on shortly once i’m content.

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random starters from  “ the office ”

001.   ❛  i have very little patience for stupidity  .  ❜

002.   ❛  this is the worst  !  you are the worst  !    ❜

003.   ❛ I’M GOING TO KILL MYSELF  !  ❜

004.   ❛  sorry i annoyed you with my friendship  . ❜

005.   ❛  before i do anything   ,  i ask myself  “ would an idiot do that ” ?  ❜

006.  ❛   if i don’t have some cake soon  ,  i might die  .    ❜

007.   ❛   saw inception  .   or at least i dreamt i did  .    ❜

008.   ❛   cool beans  ,  man .    ❜

009.   ❛   i hate looking at your face  . ❜

010.   ❛  i wanna be wined  ,  dined  ,   and  69ed  . ❜

011.   ❛   i am running away from my responsibilites  !  ❜

012.   ❛   it’s britney bitch  and  i’m back  . ❜

013.   ❛   it took me so long to do so many important things  . ❜

014.   ❛   OH MY GOD  !  okay  ,  it’s happening  .❜

015.   ❛   i’m keeping a list of people who’ve wronged me  . ❜

016.   ❛   you are a professional idiot  . ❜

017.   ❛   well you are boner-ific  . ❜

018.   ❛   i am beyonce , always .  ❜

019.   ❛   WHERE ARE THE TURTLES ?!  ❜

020.   ❛  only thing that can make this day better is ice cream  . ❜

021.   ❛   i’ll slap you in the face with a rainbow  . ❜

022.   ❛   i just wanna lie on the beach and eat hot dogs  .  ❜

023.   ❛   should have burned this place down when i had the chance  .  ❜

024.   ❛   i’m an early bird and a night owl  !  ❜

025.   ❛   any man who says he totally understands women is a fool  .  ❜

026.   ❛   women cannot resist a man singing showtunes  !  ❜

027.   ❛   i love the smell of bacon on women !  ❜

028.   ❛   why are you the way that you are ?  ❜

029.   ❛   occasionally  ,  i’ll hit somebody with a car  .  so sue me  .  ❜

030.   ❛   congratulations  ,  universes  ,  you win  .  ❜

031.   ❛   i want you to think about it long and hard  .  ❜

032.   ❛   we’re all homos   .   .   .   homosapiens  .  ❜

033.   ❛   no one is a bigger fan of sexual touching than me .  ❜

034.   ❛   would i rather be loved or feared  ?  easy  .  both  .  i want people to be afraid of how much they love me  .  ❜

035.   ❛   i just want to eat  .  ❜

036.   ❛   i am not to be truffled with .  ❜

037.   ❛   STAY FUCKING CALM  !  ❜

038.   ❛   welcome back jerky jerk face  .  ❜

039.   ❛   now exactly how much pot did you smoke ?  ❜

040.   ❛   that’s what she said  .  ❜

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                 YOU LEARN TO FLY  !

                                                  ( —  and if you can’t, you just free-fall  —  )

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❛   TYLER ,   have   they   been   fucking   with   you   again   ?     ❜   WORRY   bubbled   its   way   out   through   a   clear   voice,   brows   raised   in   questioning.   ❛   you   don’t   have   to   be   scared   of   those   guys.   ❜

@socialbarrage

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STARTER CALL ━━ will be somewhat short.

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#alex standall invented cardigans

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MENTAL HEALTH HIATUS NOTICE

so i’m sure everyone has seen one of my many complainy ooc posts by now, && i’m honestly just not doing well. i know it’s going to continue impacting my activity on here and i’m just going to put this up officially so no one gets frustrated at my lack of responses to threads, etc. i don’t know how long this will last until i’m feeling alright again but, hopefully not too long. i love you all && i’ll  be back when i’m able. -rocker

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MENTAL HEALTH HIATUS NOTICE

so i’m sure everyone has seen one of my many complainy ooc posts by now, && i’m honestly just not doing well. i know it’s going to continue impacting my activity on here and i’m just going to put this up officially so no one gets frustrated at my lack of responses to threads, etc. i don’t know how long this will last until i’m feeling alright again but, hopefully not too long. i love you all && i’ll  be back when i’m able. -rocker

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Drinking starters

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

❝How much have you had to drink?❞

❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞  

❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞

❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞

❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞

❝I thought you said you were clean!❞

❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞

❝Let me drive you home.❞

❝You are NOT driving like this!❞

❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞

❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

❝Is this real life?❞ 

❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞

❝How do you show fish affection?❞

❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞

❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞

❝Drunk I am not.❞

-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞

❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞ 

❝I’m not even tired.❞

❝I should call my ex.❞

❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞

❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞

-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞

❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

ANGST.

❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞

❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞

❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞ 

❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞

❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞

❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞

❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞

❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞

❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞

❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞

❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞

FLUFF/FUN.

❝You’re cute, you know that?❞ 

❝You wanna get wasted?❞

❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞

❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞

❝I’m having a party for two.❞

❝You’re so hot.❞

❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞

❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞

*kisses on forehead*

*kisses on cheek*

*kisses on lips*

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SPENCER; keeper of provisions. HASTE; excessive speed or urgency of movement or action.

❛     YOU GET CAUGHT STEALING AN ESSAY & YOU GET A BIG FAT AWARD FOR IT.    ❜

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i made a crossover 13 reasons verse over on SPENCER, if anyone would like to come plot with me other there. i love you all <3 i’ll be alternating between both blogs tomorrow.

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SPENCER; keeper of provisions. HASTE; excessive speed or urgency of movement or action.

❛     YOU GET CAUGHT STEALING AN ESSAY & YOU GET A BIG FAT AWARD FOR IT.    ❜

━ independent & highly selective SPENCER HASTINGS from PRETTY LITTLE LIARS.                                                                 by rocker.