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Candycaneface
A silly collection of shitposts and maybe artHe/they
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My father just said “yknow, Trump minus the iodine tan is basically Elon Musk”
He’s been taught well.
#elon mask#elongated muskrat#fuck elongated muskrat#fuck elon musk#tw trump#my fathers up with the times ig#he hates Twitter too#should I make my dad get tumblr he might like it#I’ll only make him do it if y’all are nice to him tho
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This looks like the start of a writing prompt. Go wild with it y’all.
#I guess I’ll just put them here lmao#gay#lesbian#apartment#writing prompt#idk why I thought this was funny#kinda rocking with it tho
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James doesn't know that they're retiring from the anime yet
#this is exactly what happened#and Jessie ends up not telling james#and homie shows up to work and they’re all like#you’re not in the show anymore didn’t you hear??
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y’all send help the tumblr sex bots have found me and they won’t leave me the fuck alone
#help help help#this is a cry for help#please they keep spamming me#how do I make them go away#please stop I’m gay#women are nice but not like that
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being aromantic is like soup without the meat part
Like the meat isn’t necessary but is it soup without some sort of meat material?
maybe I’m hungry I dunno
#aromantic#aro culture is#aro memes#I need to stop comparing sexualities to soup#it kinda makes sense ngl#aromantism#shitpost
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live every day as if you are a vampire who’s trying to blend in with modern society and isn’t doing the best job of it
#vampire shit#vampires must have such a hard time with technology and everything#like imagine accidentally turning on your phone flashlight#and you freak out cuz theres a mini sun in your weird rectangle
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wearing a binder for too long and sneezing is a really quick and easy recipe for meeting god
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