candycaneface0
Candycaneface
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A silly collection of shitposts and maybe artHe/they
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candycaneface0 · 2 years ago
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My father just said “yknow, Trump minus the iodine tan is basically Elon Musk”
He’s been taught well.
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candycaneface0 · 2 years ago
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This looks like the start of a writing prompt. Go wild with it y’all.
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candycaneface0 · 2 years ago
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James doesn't know that they're retiring from the anime yet
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candycaneface0 · 2 years ago
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y’all send help the tumblr sex bots have found me and they won’t leave me the fuck alone
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candycaneface0 · 2 years ago
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being aromantic is like soup without the meat part
Like the meat isn’t necessary but is it soup without some sort of meat material?
maybe I’m hungry I dunno
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candycaneface0 · 2 years ago
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live every day as if you are a vampire who’s trying to blend in with modern society and isn’t doing the best job of it
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candycaneface0 · 2 years ago
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wearing a binder for too long and sneezing is a really quick and easy recipe for meeting god
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